OpieRadio Logo
Compound Media Logo
Jim Norton Logo

George Clooney has a Satellite

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Falldog, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
    Donator

    Joined:
    May 16, 2007
    Messages:
    18,990
    Likes Received:
    6,695
    Clooney's Satellites Capture Piles of Bodies, Mass Graves in Sudan
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]

    http://battleland.blogs.time.com/20...capture-piles-of-bodies-mass-graves-in-sudan/
     
  2. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2007
    Messages:
    16,242
    Likes Received:
    3,870
    Unimpressed. The Shwoogies have been doing that for thousands of years. They like killing each other en masse. At this point it's almost a hobby. Civilized? Nah. Best to act out a stereotype.
     
  3. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2004
    Messages:
    46,498
    Likes Received:
    6,785
    My give a fuck meter is pegged at minus a trillion.
     
  4. Begbie

    Begbie Wackbag Generalissimo

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2003
    Messages:
    17,652
    Likes Received:
    4,978
    Oh no. No no no no no no no. I'm not falling for that one again! Next thing you know, he'll hire Colin Powell to go before Congress and present his case and when we get there, there's not going to be any mass graves. I know how it works.
     
  5. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2010
    Messages:
    36,182
    Likes Received:
    21,789
    Sucks to be them. Sorry, but we're busy and overextended elsewhere.
     
  6. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2005
    Messages:
    17,378
    Likes Received:
    8,780
    is no one else creeped out that at any time, george clooney can watch you jack off?
     
  7. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
    Donator

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2006
    Messages:
    59,552
    Likes Received:
    19,770
    Stop trying to make this thread hot.
     
  8. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

    Joined:
    May 21, 2005
    Messages:
    12,076
    Likes Received:
    1,266
    how did George Cloonie get a satellite??!?!?!?!?!!?

    did Rosmary buy it for him?

    she is the only Cloonie that matters
     
  9. TheDrip

    TheDrip I'm bi-winning.

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2006
    Messages:
    5,051
    Likes Received:
    3
    So some long things, and some white dots = mass graves? Ok, terrific.

    In other news, now that the country has split, nobody should give a shit.
     
  10. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2005
    Messages:
    140,153
    Likes Received:
    49,147
    That's the direction I was heading.
     
  11. Stig

    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2005
    Messages:
    80,629
    Likes Received:
    4,409
    She's so fat, she has her own gravitational field.
     
  12. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
    Donator

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2006
    Messages:
    47,676
    Likes Received:
    35,446
    So... you need to spend shitloads of money and employ state-of-the-art satellite imaging technology in order to determine that the Sudanese savages are committing mass murder?

    I could've told you that for five bucks and a Slim Jim. Yeah... the animals are slaughtering each other... and fire is hot and water is wet.
     

Share This Page