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Germany: Thieves swipe 5 tons of Nutella

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
     
  2. Lord Zero

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    Go hang yourself.
     
  3. VicVinegar

    VicVinegar Registered User

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    What do they do with it? Is some crepe station going to buy the hot Nutella?
     
  4. Buster H

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    5 tons? Paging Three Hole Puncher..... Did you make the mistake of making Nutella pancakes for the Ruiner last week?
     
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  5. Creasy Bear

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    Ugh... don't remind me of that beast's consumption habits.

    We went to a restaurant called Bayou Bill's when we were down in Florida, and watching Ruiner tear through a jumbo seafood bucket like an avenging force of nature was just an ordeal for the spectators.

    Tearing apart crab legs with her bare hands and sucking the meat right out of the shells because she was too frantic and impatient in her gluttony to employ the cracker... tossing down oyster after muscle after clam... greedily slobbering the melted butter off her pudgy digits... it was just horrific. And no sooner was her jumbo bucket empty then she reaches over and cadges french fires off her kid's plates with her butter-dripping fingers. And as soon as every scrap of food within her suck zone was gone... "I'll have the key lime pie." One slice of their pie was big enough for three humans, and Ruiner cleaned the plate and then grabbed for her Mope's slice.

    That was a rough meal for me to get partially through.

    It was the stuff of nightmares.
     
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  6. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Gah... thinking her calorie daily intake is about the same Michel Phelps...
     
  7. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Phelps intake is a Happy Meal for her.
     
  8. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Those guys are hazelnuts.
     
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  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Those guys are hazelnuts.
     
  10. d0uche_n0zzle

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    WE HEARD YOU! :D
     
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  11. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I think Im in the minority here but Nutella is pretty gross to me. It tastes like chocolate frosting and that isnt a good thing.
     
  12. stevethrower

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    It's kinda Europe's peanut butter...
     
  13. fletcher

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    I get that and the first time I had it was visiting family in Europe before it took off in the states. I thought it was gross then, too. I just dont get the love.
     
  14. stevethrower

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    I think it has a lot to do with the bread... like in Switzerland they really love their bread due to meat costs people tend to fill up on bread. And typically it is freshly made/not overly processed.

    On a side note my chick did not have one good piece of beef when she was in France and the Fatherland a couple of years ago...
     
  15. d0uche_n0zzle

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    They gave her the America cut and spit in both your meals.
     
  16. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Nah she was there for work... thing she hated the most besides the dog shit everywhere in France was the BO covered by perfume/cologne...
     
  17. JonBenetRamsey

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    the cops should wait a week and then question anyone diagnosed with diabetes
     
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    Someone's planning a big pot party.
     
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