Germany: Thieves swipe 5 tons of Nutella

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Germany: Thieves swipe 5 tons of chocolate spread

Associated Press – 3 hrs ago

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BERLIN (AP) — These thieves might really have sticky fingers.

Police said Monday an unknown number of culprits made off with 5 metric tons (5.5 tons) of Nutella chocolate-hazelnut spread from a parked trailer in the central German town of Bad Hersfeld over the weekend.

The gooey loot is worth an estimated 16,000 euros ($20,710).

Germans news agency dpa reported that thieves have previously stolen a load of energy drinks from the same location.
These thieves might really have sticky fingers.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 

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What do they do with it? Is some crepe station going to buy the hot Nutella?
 

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5 tons? Paging Three Hole Puncher..... Did you make the mistake of making Nutella pancakes for the Ruiner last week?
Ugh... don't remind me of that beast's consumption habits.

We went to a restaurant called Bayou Bill's when we were down in Florida, and watching Ruiner tear through a jumbo seafood bucket like an avenging force of nature was just an ordeal for the spectators.

Tearing apart crab legs with her bare hands and sucking the meat right out of the shells because she was too frantic and impatient in her gluttony to employ the cracker... tossing down oyster after muscle after clam... greedily slobbering the melted butter off her pudgy digits... it was just horrific. And no sooner was her jumbo bucket empty then she reaches over and cadges french fires off her kid's plates with her butter-dripping fingers. And as soon as every scrap of food within her suck zone was gone... "I'll have the key lime pie." One slice of their pie was big enough for three humans, and Ruiner cleaned the plate and then grabbed for her Mope's slice.

That was a rough meal for me to get partially through.

It was the stuff of nightmares.
 
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Gah... thinking her calorie daily intake is about the same Michel Phelps...
 

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Those guys are hazelnuts.
 

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Those guys are hazelnuts.
 

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I think Im in the minority here but Nutella is pretty gross to me. It tastes like chocolate frosting and that isnt a good thing.
 

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It's kinda Europe's peanut butter...
I get that and the first time I had it was visiting family in Europe before it took off in the states. I thought it was gross then, too. I just dont get the love.
 
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I get that and the first time I had it was visiting family in Europe before it took off in the states. I thought it was gross then, too. I just dont get the love.
I think it has a lot to do with the bread... like in Switzerland they really love their bread due to meat costs people tend to fill up on bread. And typically it is freshly made/not overly processed.

On a side note my chick did not have one good piece of beef when she was in France and the Fatherland a couple of years ago...
 

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Ugh... don't remind me of that beast's consumption habits.

We went to a restaurant called Bayou Bill's when we were down in Florida, and watching Ruiner tear through a jumbo seafood bucket like an avenging force of nature was just an ordeal for the spectators.

Tearing apart crab legs with her bare hands and sucking the meat right out of the shells because she was too frantic and impatient in her gluttony to employ the cracker... tossing down oyster after muscle after clam... greedily slobbering the melted butter off her pudgy digits... it was just horrific. And no sooner was her jumbo bucket empty then she reaches over and cadges french fires off her kid's plates with her butter-dripping fingers. And as soon as every scrap of food within her suck zone was gone... "I'll have the key lime pie." One slice of their pie was big enough for three humans, and Ruiner cleaned the plate and then grabbed for her Mope's slice.

That was a rough meal for me to get partially through.

It was the stuff of nightmares.
Tis a remorseless eating machine!