Getting a divorce...

DanaReevesLungs

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So I've been contemplating divorcing my wife of 2½ years for about a month now. It's your typical wife shit and I just can't put up with anymore. We're entirely not compatable. She hates everything I like and vice versa.

I told her today that I didn't want kids and she's been wanting to have a kid since she was 20. She feels empty without one. I don't want anything binding us together. I jerk off before fucking her just so my sperm count is low. Sometimes twice...

Well she told me today that she was going to see this guy if I left her. I said so-be-it, b/c I was moving in with another chick anyways. I really hate the fact that she's already got a guy lined up, while the chick I know isn't oing to be anything special...possibly. I don't know yet.

My emotions are kicking my ass and I've contemplated staying over the past few hours. We had an angry fuck and I really liked it, but that was a fist in a while. I even told her she's gained too much weight since we've been together. That went over really well.

I don't want anything but my belongings. She's fine with that. It's just going to eat me up knowing someone's taking my place the moment I leave.

Back to the good ol' drawing board...
 

Simby19

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Is the guy she has lined up anything special? It could be a distraction for her, just like your plan B is for you. If that's the only thing holding you back and you honestly are both miserable together, I think that will get easier with time. What changed in the marriage to make you completely incompatible?
 

LBF

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Hate to hear it. Isn't it wonderful when the "new wife" (or "new husband)wears off and you realize what you are now living with is nothing like the person you thought you married??
 
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I don't want anything but my belongings. She's fine with that. It's just going to eat me up knowing someone's taking my place the moment I leave.
Why would you care? You said you hate her and don't have shit in common with her. So, why would you care if she is going to find a nagger cock to knock her up? They will definitely give her kids. They won't pay for them, but she will have little shits running around since you're too hateful to have children.
 

circpro

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So I've been contemplating divorcing my wife of 2½ years for about a month now. It's your typical wife shit and I just can't put up with anymore. We're entirely not compatable. She hates everything I like and vice versa.

I told her today that I didn't want kids and she's been wanting to have a kid since she was 20. She feels empty without one. I don't want anything binding us together. I jerk off before fucking her just so my sperm count is low. Sometimes twice...

Well she told me today that she was going to see this guy if I left her. I said so-be-it, b/c I was moving in with another chick anyways. I really hate the fact that she's already got a guy lined up, while the chick I know isn't oing to be anything special...possibly. I don't know yet.

My emotions are kicking my ass and I've contemplated staying over the past few hours. We had an angry fuck and I really liked it, but that was a fist in a while. I even told her she's gained too much weight since we've been together. That went over really well.

I don't want anything but my belongings. She's fine with that. It's just going to eat me up knowing someone's taking my place the moment I leave.

Back to the good ol' drawing board...
She has already been seeing this guy...fuck it dude, get it over with and save both of you the misery... You don't want to end up like that old fuck in that 911 call.. "She enticed me..."
 

generoso

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10 years divorced here. 1st year sucks than it gets better..just forget about the ex and live your life
 

THE FEZ MAN

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take your shit and dont look back, just make sure that when the papers are signed your done, dont end up like anfronee
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Buy the wood chipper used, it's a little harder to trace it back to you. Good luck, bro.
 

HateMyName

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Go to listen to some old O+A shows regarding divorce (and bad marriages) and you'll feel better. Be prepared to part with a lot of your money (not fair but likely) but since you don't have kids, when the payments are over she's completely out of your life.
 

CaraC

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Sounds like she may have already been with "this guy" ... and even if she hasnt, the fact that shes giving you such crazy ultimatums means that shes not worth it... go with your gut instinct : it isnt working. youd be better off finding someone who has the same wishes as you.
 

commish13

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#13
Yeah... I say one more hate fuck and then out the door forever.
 

DanaReevesLungs

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Is the guy she has lined up anything special? It could be a distraction for her, just like your plan B is for you. If that's the only thing holding you back and you honestly are both miserable together, I think that will get easier with time. What changed in the marriage to make you completely incompatible?
Supposedly she was seeing him when we broke up for a short time about 3 years ago. I don't know what she has for him, but according to her she never fucked him. I don't know for sure.

Nothing changed in the marriage actually. We thought we could work through our differences and I realized sooner than she did that we can't.

My emotions are kicking my ass. I can't sleep, eat or do anything normal. This fucking shit sucks. I should just become a recluse than deal with this.
 

Plunkies

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I would never do anything as stupid as getting married, but I remember hearing the same advice given to people in your situation over and over again. LAWYER THE FUCK UP AND TAKE THE INITIATIVE. Apparently that's very important to not getting fucked.
 

DanaReevesLungs

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I would never do anything as stupid as getting married, but I remember hearing the same advice given to people in your situation over and over again. LAWYER THE FUCK UP AND TAKE THE INITIATIVE. Apparently that's very important to not getting fucked.
Actually...I'm not getting a lawyer. I just want the money in my bank account, my personal belongings and my car. She will take everything else. We're going to split the bank accounts in half.
 

Plunkies

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Actually...I'm not getting a lawyer. I just want the money in my bank account, my personal belongings and my car. She will take everything else. We're going to split the bank accounts in half.
Lolz! I've heard that before!
 

Sinn Fein

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As a married fella myself, I gotta ask. Shouldn't having or not having kids have been DISCUSSED before getting married? No offense, but you're a jackass for marrying someone who has different feelings than you do about having kids.
 

Creasy Bear

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As a married fella myself, I gotta ask. Shouldn't having or not having kids have been DISCUSSED before getting married? No offense, but you're a jackass for marrying someone who has different feelings than you do about having kids.
QFT.

I thought the same thing as I read the first post. I knew if I waited someone slightly more awful than myself would come out and just say it.

Kudos, sir.
 

Rich W.

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Leave, and never fuck her again...if you knock her up your life is over ...you ass.

...and once you *do* leave...you shouldn't give a fuck if she takes on the offensive line of the Jets... She is going to fuck other people, and so are you. If you want her to be miserable and alone after you leave the house *YOU* are the douche...just get out, and move on...wish her well, and hope she has babies with someone who is right for her. Its not you...
 

NightStalker3

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Write this on a rock. GET A LAWYER!
 

Simby19

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Supposedly she was seeing him when we broke up for a short time about 3 years ago. I don't know what she has for him, but according to her she never fucked him. I don't know for sure.

Nothing changed in the marriage actually. We thought we could work through our differences and I realized sooner than she did that we can't.

My emotions are kicking my ass. I can't sleep, eat or do anything normal. This fucking shit sucks. I should just become a recluse than deal with this.

I know it's all easy for us to say so, but don't focus on her or who the guy is that she could be seeing. She's saying those things and putting the thoughts in your head JUST to fuck with you and it's working. You both gave the marriage thing a shot, knowing that you weren't compatible. Obviously you thought it would work, but it didn't and it's good that no kids were involved.

Divorce is obviously a big decision so just make sure you're positive before you go through with it. It sounds like you made up your mind already, though. Both of you seem to be on the same page so it's not like you'll be catching her offguard if you start filing some papers.