Getting rid of an unwanted guest.

Chino Kapone

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How the fuck do you get rid of someone who can't take a hint? I can't stand people that overstay their welcome and have no idea about it. This is one of my buddies who was on his way to see another friend of mine and was just stopping over. I didn't realize that meant staying for a couple days. I've hinted that I have tons of shit to take care of since late last night and instead of saying 'Oh ok, I'll be out of your hair in the morning' he says, 'Oh, like what? ' Mother fucker I don't need to explain shit. He has been waiting on a call from our friend he was on his way to see, and that friend is just waiting out the call because he really doesn't want this dude to come up and see him. He is the kind of guy that doesn't pay up when he should, or leave when he needs too. You have to physically tell him it is time to leave, instead of him taking the hint. I've been babysitting this unemployed asshole on my two days off.

He keeps saying hes waiting for a call that is never going to fucking come... I'm kicking him out after dinner. My blood has been boiling because of this. I told him all this shit I have to do, and he's like... 'uuuhhh.. ok... ' Fucking take the hint, don't make an animal out of me!!!
 

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White Castle jalapeno cheeseburgers... breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Gas the fucker out.
 

mikeybot

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If he can't take the hint, he's a shitty friend.
Fuck him, he can go get a hotel room.
 

Chino Kapone

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He can't take the hint because he's the biggest mooch I've ever met.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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did he tell you he was staying days? stopping over to me is stopping to maybe take a shit get a bite to eat and maybe over night if its a 500mile + trip other wise.... get the fuck out.
 

Chino Kapone

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did he tell you he was staying days? stopping over to me is stopping to maybe take a shit get a bite to eat and maybe over night if its a 500mile + trip other wise.... get the fuck out.
Pretty much what I was expecting him to do when he called me. Then it became 'I'm just waiting for our friend to call...' Now I'm watching him go for seconds on dinner... This is pissing me off sooooo much right now.
 
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Pretty much what I was expecting him to do when he called me. Then it became 'I'm just waiting for our friend to call...' Now I'm watching him go for seconds on dinner... This is pissing me off sooooo much right now.
It's your house, grow a set.
 

lockjaaaaww

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Maybe it's like the exterminating angel and no one can leave. If that's the case then just reenact how the night started.

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I've taken friends shit that have done the same thing and just tossed it out the front door and told em to come back some other time
 

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Get butt naked and start bopping your bologna right next to him making unwavering eye contact, he'll either leave or start sucking you off. Either way its a win-win.
 

fletcher

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Why not grow some balls and talk to him like a man. Tell him that he has to mosey the fuck on tout suite. He may be your friend but you arent running a fucking hostel, send him on his way to surf on some other schmucks couch. It aint your fucking problem.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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just ask him when he's leaving, if he gives you an open ended answer tell him to go buy beer or something, also stop buying food beer ect.
 

Chino Kapone

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Why not grow some balls and talk to him like a man. Tell him that he has to mosey the fuck on tout suite. He may be your friend but you arent running a fucking hostel, send him on his way to surf on some other schmucks couch. It aint your fucking problem.
I make a bigger deal of it then it is... Pretty much because I like the guy, for about 4 hours at a time. After dinner I just told him it was good to see him, and pretty much pushed him out the door. Then I went on a bike ride. It's just annoying because my other friend told him multiple times not to come visit, so instead he comes to see me. It's because he has no job, so he hangs out with everyone else like they have no job.
 

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I've found that violently vomiting in the next room doesn't make people want to leave. Someone came over uninvited and payed no attention to me barfing out a lung and everyone else ignoring the idiot overstaying their welcome.
 

fletcher

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I make a bigger deal of it then it is... Pretty much because I like the guy, for about 4 hours at a time. After dinner I just told him it was good to see him, and pretty much pushed him out the door. Then I went on a bike ride. It's just annoying because my other friend told him multiple times not to come visit, so instead he comes to see me. It's because he has no job, so he hangs out with everyone else like they have no job.
My brother is that way. He tends to just show up and hang around until its uncomfortable so I guess I have learned how to get rid of unwanted guests. People with no personal boundaries just annoy the piss out of me.
 

Chino Kapone

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My brother is that way. He tends to just show up and hang around until its uncomfortable so I guess I have learned how to get rid of unwanted guests. People with no personal boundaries just annoy the piss out of me.
I was just raised not to overstay my welcome. But this guy has no job, his unemployment is about to run out and lives with his parents. I think he just needed to get away, because all he did was bitch. Like I'm doing now.
 

fletcher

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I was just raised not to overstay my welcome. But this guy has no job, his unemployment is about to run out and lives with his parents. I think he just needed to get away, because all he did was bitch. Like I'm doing now.
You arent his girlfriend or therapist. He has got his shit off his chest, let him move along. I have my own shit going on but I wouldnt saddle my friends with my burden, no matter how bad shit got. It seems your friend needs to grow up a bit and take care of his problems. Just sayin.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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bitching is what friends are for, hell i go out on my buddy's boat just so i can scream about my x wife for hours on end and he cant get away from me. and he does the same thing about his dad...