OpieRadio Logo
Compound Media Logo
Jim Norton Logo

Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky

Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by Motor Head, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2006
    Messages:
    10,385
    Likes Received:
    435
    I eat beef jerky pretty much every night I'm working because it's yummy and doesn't require refrigeration. So last night I was on patrol and I dug out my little baggie of yummy beef jerky to chew on while I was west of Omaha on the open interstate. I tore a good size strip and commenced to eating it, when I detected a fireball slowly growing in my mouth. Now my wife usually does the grocery shopping, and on occasion she does by me some pretty spicy jerky, but this was something far worse.

    My mouth felt like I had just licked the sun. I had to pull my car to the side of the road, flip on my lights and guzzle a half gallon of tea, which of course only made it worse. After suffering for a good 20 minutes, I decided to call my wife. She wanted to 'surprise' me with some Ghost Pepper beef jerky that she got from a friend. Apparently the meat is marinated in a nice blend of soy sauce and a mash made of ghost peppers and habanero peppers.

    My asshole is squirting napalm about every 30 minutes now. I have to admit it's blistering hot, and I do like it. However, not knowing I was about to tongue Satan's asshole while driving 75 on the interstate....that's bad, mmmmmmkay.
     
  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
    Donator

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2006
    Messages:
    59,552
    Likes Received:
    19,770
    Sounds like grounds for divorce to me. Ghost peppers are no joke.
     
  3. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2006
    Messages:
    10,385
    Likes Received:
    435
    Nah it's my fault. She got me some Habanero spiced jerky a couple months ago and I complained that whoever made it was a little lite on the heat. Being a good wife she inquired to a co-worker who has a husband that makes his own jerky. I guess he is a pepper freak.
     
  4. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Messages:
    40,304
    Likes Received:
    7,462
    I think I'm in love with your wife. :haha7:
     
  5. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2006
    Messages:
    13,731
    Likes Received:
    6,189
    that sounds good. I wish I could get stuff like that out here.
     
  6. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
    Wackbag Staff

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2002
    Messages:
    101,983
    Likes Received:
    16,345
    Nice! I gotta get some of that.

    Every year when we go to the Florida Keys we stop into
    a little shop on Key West called Peppers of Key West.

    They have all kinds of hot sauces, rubs, marinades and more.
    Got a killer soy sauce there that's hot as hell. 2 drops is good,
    3 is insane. I'll be going there again in 2 months.
     
  7. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2005
    Messages:
    22,543
    Likes Received:
    13,852
    Summer's Eve Douche - Ghost Pepper Formula
     
  8. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,308
    Likes Received:
    111
    Oh my.
     
  9. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2006
    Messages:
    13,731
    Likes Received:
    6,189
    Just ordered some Ghost Chili and Scorpion Chili Jerky!
     
  10. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2005
    Messages:
    5,847
    Likes Received:
    458
    Holy fuck this is so funny! It sounds like a scene out of Super Troopers. I wish your dash cam was on to catch you sputtering and cursing up a storm.
     
  11. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

    Joined:
    May 25, 2005
    Messages:
    18,028
    Likes Received:
    1,380
    I LOVE GHOST PEPPER!!!!@!!!

    If they make beef jerky with it I'll be all over it.
     
  12. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2005
    Messages:
    15,516
    Likes Received:
    4
    There's a little shit-hole smoke house half way between Dallas and Houston that makes the best jerky on the planet. It's one of those places my dad and I used to stop at every time when I was a kid.

    So a few months ago my wife and I bought a bunch of it and ate it on the way home from somewhere, and we were fucking miserable for 48 hours with the exact same lava in the intestines feeling. Getting older sucks.
     
  13. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2008
    Messages:
    2,835
    Likes Received:
    1,107
    Don't you carry pepper juice on your tool belt all the time? Spray a little on the weak jerky and enjoy.
     
  14. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2004
    Messages:
    47,995
    Likes Received:
    20,599
    [​IMG]
     
  15. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2006
    Messages:
    10,385
    Likes Received:
    435
    I think the extract in pepper spray puts it somewhere around 1.5 to 2.0 million scoville units. I like hot food, but firing burning napalm out of my ass is bad mmmkay.
     
  16. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2002
    Messages:
    40,928
    Likes Received:
    8,749
    i actually did that one day at work, one of the boys in blue was fucking around with his pepper spray i grabbed it and put it on my pizza....... mmmmmmmm incapacitating..... and yes, my asshole was on fire for at least a day. they still laugh about it at work.... just confirming my craziness
     
  17. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2006
    Messages:
    10,385
    Likes Received:
    435
  18. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2006
    Messages:
    13,731
    Likes Received:
    6,189
    Just went on there the other day and ordered the ghost jerky and scorpion jerky. Can't wait!
     
  19. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2006
    Messages:
    13,731
    Likes Received:
    6,189
    Ghost Chili Jerky and Scorpion Chili Jerky is on its way. I've heard very good things about Ed's Roadhouse Beef Jerky so I am excited for it to come. I ended up ordering 1lb of the Ghost Chili and 6oz of the Scorpion Chili Jerky. I found this website while looking the stuff up. www.eatmoreheat.com . Here is a video of the guy eating the Ghost Chili Jerky. Pretty dated since now Scorpion Chili is now worlds hottest.

    [video=youtube;BZmd9GpvzM4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZmd9GpvzM4[/video]
     

Share This Page