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THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#26
I stay away from all-inclusives in shitty countries too for the same reason.
I'm not going any where that I can't get the fuck away from when all the
other asshats there start to annoy the fuck out of me.
We paid thousands of dollars extra when we went to Aruba to gain access to the “trade winds club” at our hotel (a non all inclusive hotel) . It worked out great, that extra money insured that the dregs of the island, would not be able to infringe on my personal space. We had a private beach, pool, lounge with open bar and buffet. Other friends that took the trip stayed at the all inclusive resort and hated it because of the throngs of unwarshed drunks and the “bro squads” of assholes, the fat slobs lined up at the trough buffets and the puddles of puke.
I would only consider a cruise if I could go 100% first class so I could escape the “normal” people.
 

Creasy Bear

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#27
I've done enough traveling now that I have much practice at avoiding the unwashed masses.

I will never fly cattle class on an airplane flight of over a one hour duration ever again.

Airplane and airports are thee fucking worst for being subjected to the Hell that is other people.

Business class tickets and sky lounges for the fucking win.
 
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THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#29
I still have this one on the shelf in my garage. Pretty sure it still works but I need a second mortgage to pay for the batteries

http://r.ebay.com/Fc1saP
I’m going to show my age, but, I remember when the old school ghetto blasters were all the rage, we went on a school trip to the local swimming pool and were allowed to bring radios, a few of the kids had them and by the end of the 4 hour “picnic” everybody was scrounging around for D batteries because none of us had ever actually used them for more than an hour or two. One guy even had one with a TV in it... his was the first to die

I think it was this one

 

MayrMeninoCrash

Liberal Psycopath
#30
I’m going to show my age, but, I remember when the old school ghetto blasters were all the rage, we went on a school trip to the local swimming pool and were allowed to bring radios, a few of the kids had them and by the end of the 4 hour “picnic” everybody was scrounging around for D batteries because none of us had ever actually used them for more than an hour or two. One guy even had one with a TV in it... his was the first to die

I think it was this one

I remember those...I'll one up your TV and show you one I had...since my parents wouldn't let me get a stereo system (Always wanted a kickass FIsher or Akai stereo)



That beast was followed up by the yellow Sport boombox that every 80's kid rocked

 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#31
I've done enough traveling now that I have much practice at avoiding the unwashed masses.

I will never fly cattle class on an airplane flight of over a one hour duration ever again.

Airplane and airports are thee fucking worst for being subjected to the Hell that is other people.

Business class tickets and sky lounges for the fucking win.

Yea, I’m fancy like that myself, Mrs. Fezman esq, will do anything to fly first, she gave up a “ free” flight to Las Vegas last week because the rst fuck casino would only fly her southwest.
It’s funny you bring up the first class lounges because she never used them until I pressed the issue on on one of our flights to Europe where we were 3 hours early and she couldn’t find a seat by the gate, I had to basically drag her in there, it was like Dorothy walking into OZ
 

Creasy Bear

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#32
Yea, I’m fancy like that myself, Mrs. Fezman esq, will do anything to fly first, she gave up a “ free” flight to Las Vegas last week because the rst fuck casino would only fly her southwest.
It’s funny you bring up the first class lounges because she never used them until I pressed the issue on on one of our flights to Europe where we were 3 hours early and she couldn’t find a seat by the gate, I had to basically drag her in there, it was like Dorothy walking into OZ
Flew all the way across Africa the long way, landed at de Gaulle is Paris. The Air France Lounge. Splenidferous. I ran an hour on the treadmill in the gym, then I went to the private bathroom I had booked for an hour. Leisurely shit, shower, and shave. Then I had a lovely spinach and truffles omelette, and a Nutella crepe with hand-whipped cream. 2 Bloody Marys, and then vodker and sodas to get me nice and sleepy for a long nap in one of the sleeping pods while the pretty French girl serenaded me with her violin.

I'm never going back in the cattle truck, you hear me?! I'm never going back in the barn with the livestock! NEVER!!!

I have seen the lights of gay paree, and I'm never going back to the farm.
 
#33
Flew all the way across Africa the long way, landed at de Gaulle is Paris. The Air France Lounge. Splenidferous. I ran an hour on the treadmill in the gym, then I went to the private bathroom I had booked for an hour. Leisurely shit, shower, and shave. Then I had a lovely spinach and truffles omelette, and a Nutella crepe with hand-whipped cream. 2 Bloody Marys, and then vodker and sodas to get me nice and sleepy for a long nap in one of the sleeping pods while the pretty French girl serenaded me with her violin.

I'm never going back in the cattle truck, you hear me?! I'm never going back in the barn with the livestock! NEVER!!!

I have seen the lights of gay paree, and I'm never going back to the farm.
Try Lufthansa next time... apparently they rule as well...
 
#35
My mother keeps pestering me to go on a cruise and I keep turning her down, I have no interest in getting trapped on a boat with 1000 people I guarantee I will hate
What cruise line? Royal Caribbean and Norwegians big ships are great. Despite all the people it doesn't feel crowded except for days at sea on the pool deck...but just do what fancy men do and get a room with a balcony...Norwegian gives away FREE all inclusive drink packages...

We paid thousands of dollars extra when we went to Aruba to gain access to the “trade winds club” at our hotel (a non all inclusive hotel) . It worked out great, that extra money insured that the dregs of the island, would not be able to infringe on my personal space. We had a private beach, pool, lounge with open bar and buffet. Other friends that took the trip stayed at the all inclusive resort and hated it because of the throngs of unwarshed drunks and the “bro squads” of assholes, the fat slobs lined up at the trough buffets and the puddles of puke.
I would only consider a cruise if I could go 100% first class so I could escape the “normal” people.
This is why you DO NOT take a cruise out of NJ/NY....Nothing but guinea T's and bro squads...Go out of Fla or Galvaston...
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#36
Swiss and KLM are good, British and Aer Lingus are meh.
We flew Swiss air, it was one of the nicest airplanes I've ever been on. We are flying to key west at the end of the month, first class to tampa but bug squasher to the keys, the only direct flight was out of Newark, fuck newark
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#37
What cruise line? Royal Caribbean and Norwegians big ships are great. Despite all the people it doesn't feel crowded except for days at sea on the pool deck...but just do what fancy men do and get a room with a balcony...Norwegian gives away FREE all inclusive drink packages...


This is why you DO NOT take a cruise out of NJ/NY....Nothing but guinea T's and bro squads...Go out of Fla or Galvaston...
My wife Is even more "fuck those boats" than I am
 

Creasy Bear

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#38
We flew Swiss air, it was one of the nicest airplanes I've ever been on. We are flying to key west at the end of the month, first class to tampa but bug squasher to the keys, the only direct flight was out of Newark, fuck newark
We flew Swiss NY to Geneva. The plane was brand new... like still had that new car smell. The Horizon Lounge at the airport is like heaven designed by IKEA.
 

Atomic Fireball

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#39
We paid thousands of dollars extra when we went to Aruba to gain access to the “trade winds club” at our hotel (a non all inclusive hotel) . It worked out great, that extra money insured that the dregs of the island, would not be able to infringe on my personal space. We had a private beach, pool, lounge with open bar and buffet. Other friends that took the trip stayed at the all inclusive resort and hated it because of the throngs of unwarshed drunks and the “bro squads” of assholes, the fat slobs lined up at the trough buffets and the puddles of puke.
I would only consider a cruise if I could go 100% first class so I could escape the “normal” people.
That's the thought process upon which I purchased my home
 

Shootr

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#40
So let's say I want to take the missus to an all-inclusive style (or not) beachfront resort for 5-7 days in the $4K range - is there such a place anyone can recommend? @Ballbuster I know you've done the Keys - that'd be cool. Ideally swim-able beaches, laid back, with decent food and drink available without too much drama to get it. Ideally March 2019...
 

Creasy Bear

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#41
So let's say I want to take the missus to an all-inclusive style (or not) beachfront resort for 5-7 days in the $4K range - is there such a place anyone can recommend? @Ballbuster I know you've done the Keys - that'd be cool. Ideally swim-able beaches, laid back, with decent food and drink available without too much drama to get it. Ideally March 2019...
No all-inclusive in Florida. Gotta go to the Caribbean for that. $4 grand range rules out Hawaii.

In March rules out the Carolinas... too cold. Might be cold in Florida too.

Puerto Rico is a still a mess. Fuck Jamaica... buncha savages.

Bahamas might work... cheap flights. Maybe Aruber...but kinda spendy to get to and stay.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#42
No all-inclusive in Florida. Gotta go to the Caribbean for that. $4 grand range rules out Hawaii.

In March rules out the Carolinas... too cold. Might be cold in Florida too.

Puerto Rico is a still a mess. Fuck Jamaica... buncha savages.

Bahamas might work... cheap flights. Maybe Aruber...but kinda spendy to get to and stay.
I was going to suggest Aruba, but you might go over budget, I personally wouldn’t go back but that’s just me, I hate people a lot.
 

Haeder

South Dakota
#43
So let's say I want to take the missus to an all-inclusive style (or not) beachfront resort for 5-7 days in the $4K range - is there such a place anyone can recommend? @Ballbuster I know you've done the Keys - that'd be cool. Ideally swim-able beaches, laid back, with decent food and drink available without too much drama to get it. Ideally March 2019...
Cancun is good if you're interested in a place that caters to a world-wide audience. Beach is great on the area known as the hotel zone
Soft white sands. Clean beach. About 10 miles of beachfront resorts.

Wife and I stayed at Live Aqua.
 

Bobobie

Registered User
#44
It's a new product, doesn't take batteries but has a carry handle and has a CD and Tape player. It also accepts SD and Thumbdrives. It's also only sold in Japan, but you can find them on Ebay.
The Tape player is very basic, but if you just need it to play commercial tapes then it will work fine.
 

HandPanzer

Shantih Shantih Shantih
#45
So let's say I want to take the missus to an all-inclusive style (or not) beachfront resort for 5-7 days in the $4K range - is there such a place anyone can recommend? @Ballbuster I know you've done the Keys - that'd be cool. Ideally swim-able beaches, laid back, with decent food and drink available without too much drama to get it. Ideally March 2019...
When in March are you thinking of taking the trip? Early to mid March is peak spring break time, so you should definitely factor that in if you're looking for a laid back time on the beach.
 

Shootr

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#46
When in March are you thinking of taking the trip? Early to mid March is peak spring break time, so you should definitely factor that in if you're looking for a laid back time on the beach.
Yeah, that's the time frame. Seems in the past if we hit the first week of March, we missed a lot of the riff raff. Not up for drunk frat boys annoying me - that's not good with my disposition.
 
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