Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Hudson, Feb 21, 2008.
Snakes on the mother fucking country.
Well if they invade by plane maybe they'll have the fish. Then we'll have a fighting chance.
Also, first rule of being a pet owner is to own a pet you can defeat in hand-to-hand combat. This is vital for when those pesky food chain heirarchy disputes arise.
Looks like I'll save shipping on that new pair of boots.
Yay! A Free source of Giant Boids!
This ought to control the population of little annoying dogs...
From scientific point of view, this is a pretty cool news stories. Its just when you hear Rosanna Scotto going, "Giants snake, see how they can affect our area", is when I hate the media.
One year it's "Africanized Killer Bees" the next it's fuckin fruit flies, fuck this climate hyped shit.....
climates change? huh, what? its snowing in NJ tomorrow just like it always does,,,,,,fuck these asshole scare tactics to get stupid people uppity to give money to global causes.
Pythons probably always could live in California.
We need to just start going out there and killing all of these pieces of shit much like people wiped out most of the rattle snakes in parts of the US.
With all due respect, Mr. President, New Jersey is NORTH of Virginia... I say bring on the pythons. It'll stir things up amongst the uppity cats and lap dogs.
They are already here, it's not far fetched at all to imagine them expanding their territory.
Wtf do I care, I live in NY
Just for starters, your tax dollars are being utilized to combat invasive species.
I don't want to sound like a stinking hippie, but the ecosystem is intrinsically entwined. What goes on in the animal kingdom outside of NY definitely has an impact on the ecosystem in NY.
Personally, I think it's evolution at its finest. When people hear about endangered species they tend to forget that 99.9% of ALL species that have ever existed on Earth are extinct.
Yeah they in Florida, Texas, Louisiana, and Southern California
Damn, now I'm starvin'. Earl, we got any Burmese Python back there?
Do they mention the 24-inch pythons?
Snakes on a Plane joke, check.
Bicep size joke, check.
Fuck! Too late to the party guy again.
Nobody has commented on the Python programming language yet, though.
My rule of being a pet owner is I want a pet who I can beat in hand-to-hand combat, but no one else can. I can beat my dog, but just barely, and that's the way I like it for when the savages stop by.
Now they are learning how to hitch rides????
Mother-Fing snakes on a Mother F-ing Bus!!!
"There's snakes! On the plains!"
You know - the plains. Out in America's heartland. Get it?
Philippines? That poor snake already has his head buried up a hooker's cunt in some sex show. He probably likes it though...reminds him of a rainforest.
Must fuck giant Burmese Python now.
ever smell a pile of snake shit? i think i will pass on hitting that, heard there good eating though.