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Girl comes out to parents with help from a cake

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Silly story, but I do love a good pun.

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout...MwBHBzdGNhdAN0ZWNoBHB0A3N0b3J5cGFnZQ--;_ylv=3
     
  2. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Who didn't see that one coming? She blows at making Cakes.....
     
  3. blazin

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    I hate that handwriting.
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    They already knew, Ms. Muffdiver.
     
  5. rockpup

    rockpup Sick Puppy

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    My dad cried when I came out, but he cried the same way when my oldest brother died. I suspect the dad is a major fan of lez porn, and just found a lifetime supply.
     
  6. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    "And unlike my ovaries, the eggs that I made this cake with were actually useful."
     
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  7. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    "I"m ready for my next assignment Chief! Do you want me to uncover corruption at City Hall. I've got a hot tip that the mayor is embroiled in a big scandal! Mighty big!"
    "Yeah. Some chick came out of the closet to her parents on a cake. She posted it on tumblr. So do that."
     
  8. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Technically it was your moms fault, he should have upper cut dah bitch.

    "Now our sons rectum is a stew of juices!" Which I believe can be drained over ice for a nice summer beverage.
     
  9. silentbob8201

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    What a Punny Asshat 15 year old.
     
  10. frankjg

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    At least she wont come home pregnant at 16
     
  11. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    The note continued "....I hope you don't mind, I borrowed the Subaru to go pick up my flannel shirts from the dry cleaners and get my Doc Martens back from the cobbler. I should be home later tonight, after I get my sensible haircut. We can watch the WNBA game together tonight!"
     
  12. DiggerNick

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    If I ever have a daughter I'll be praying that she's gay.

    She'll get to munch huge amounts of box and I won't have to worry about her getting knocked up by some deadbeat.

    Win-win for everyone involved.
     
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  13. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    Just thought I would throw this out here... This girl isn't gay. It's some weird attention thing. She'll be sucking cock before she graduates.
     
  14. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    So she cant be a gay attention whore? Got it.
     
  15. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    See that butch handwriting? See, as Hudson mentioned, the total lack of baking skills. See the effective and somewhat intelligent use of wordplay, especially for a 15-year-old? See the horrible, contrasting colors on the cake?

    So fucking gay. Total dyke.
     
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  16. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    That's only a black jack to the noggin and a load from my balls away.
     
  17. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    they missed the part where the dad baked her a cake in return that says "THANK FUCKING GOD!"
     
  18. Ballbuster1

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    At 15 she's probably not gay, just confused.

    Some negro will be deep dicking her by the time she's 18.
     
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  19. Don the Radio Guy

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    Give yourself a bell.
     
  20. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    The only reason I'm afraid to have kids besides being chained to a cunt for the rest of my life is that ill have a daughter that fucks ******s.
     
  21. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    Maybe her mom cried because she was waiting for her to "come out".

    My wife's cousin is a lesbian, atleast we all think so, she could very well be asexual. But she is a tomboy and we're waiting for the "I eat pussy" confession. I'm always tempted to ask her but my wife will be super pissed if i do.
     
  22. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    "All she needs is the right guy."
     
  23. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Oh, Ballbuster. You're so very innocent. :action-sm
     
  24. Mags

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    Exactly.
     
  25. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Well, this is coming from a guy who is still "confused" in his 20s...
     
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