Girl comes out to parents with help from a cake

BIV

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Silly story, but I do love a good pun.

Girl comes out to parents with help from a cake

By Mike Krumboltz, Yahoo! News | The Lookout – 16 hrs ago

Laurel's cake and note to her parents (tumblr user ellende-generes)

Coming out to your parents isn't usually easy, but Tumblr user ellende-generes (real name: Laurel) did her best to make the conversation a piece of cake. Actually, make that a whole cake.

Fifteen-year-old Laurel posted a photo of a cake she made for her parents as a way of announcing that she is a lesbian. Loud and proud in bright green frosting, the cake reads, "I'm gay."

Accompanying the cake was a note:
good morning parents,

i'm gay. i've wanted to tell you for a long time. i thought doing it this way would be a piece of cake. i hope you still love me. i mean, it's hard not to love someone who baked you a cake.

all my friends know and still love me. your acceptance would be the icing on the cake.

i hope you, much like this cake, are not in tiers.

i hope we can look back on this and say "boy, this one really takes the cake."

it gets batter.

love, laurel (sorry for so many puns)​
The coming-out cake did the job. Laurel posted an update saying, "My mom saw it and cried of happiness.

We hugged and cried together. Then, we all ate the cake and talked. I am very luck to have such supporting parents and to have so much support from you guys. Thanks everyone! Have a gay day!"

Her dad was supportive, too. "My dad saw the cake and came into me room and hugged me and laughed.

He said he loved me and the cake and the letter and everything was perfect. Brb crying."
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout...MwBHBzdGNhdAN0ZWNoBHB0A3N0b3J5cGFnZQ--;_ylv=3
 

Hudson

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Who didn't see that one coming? She blows at making Cakes.....
 
#5
My dad cried when I came out, but he cried the same way when my oldest brother died. I suspect the dad is a major fan of lez porn, and just found a lifetime supply.
 

Party Rooster

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"And unlike my ovaries, the eggs that I made this cake with were actually useful."
 

LiddyRules

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"I"m ready for my next assignment Chief! Do you want me to uncover corruption at City Hall. I've got a hot tip that the mayor is embroiled in a big scandal! Mighty big!"
"Yeah. Some chick came out of the closet to her parents on a cake. She posted it on tumblr. So do that."
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

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My dad cried when I came out, but he cried the same way when my oldest brother died.
Technically it was your moms fault, he should have upper cut dah bitch.

"Now our sons rectum is a stew of juices!" Which I believe can be drained over ice for a nice summer beverage.
 

MayrMeninoCrash

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The note continued "....I hope you don't mind, I borrowed the Subaru to go pick up my flannel shirts from the dry cleaners and get my Doc Martens back from the cobbler. I should be home later tonight, after I get my sensible haircut. We can watch the WNBA game together tonight!"
 

DiggerNick

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If I ever have a daughter I'll be praying that she's gay.

She'll get to munch huge amounts of box and I won't have to worry about her getting knocked up by some deadbeat.

Win-win for everyone involved.
 

Gorilla Pimp

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Just thought I would throw this out here... This girl isn't gay. It's some weird attention thing. She'll be sucking cock before she graduates.
 

fletcher

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Just thought I would throw this out here... This girl isn't gay. It's some weird attention thing. She'll be sucking cock before she graduates.
So she cant be a gay attention whore? Got it.
 

BIV

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#15
Just thought I would throw this out here... This girl isn't gay. It's some weird attention thing. She'll be sucking cock before she graduates.
See that butch handwriting? See, as Hudson mentioned, the total lack of baking skills. See the effective and somewhat intelligent use of wordplay, especially for a 15-year-old? See the horrible, contrasting colors on the cake?

So fucking gay. Total dyke.
 

JonBenetRamsey

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#17
they missed the part where the dad baked her a cake in return that says "THANK FUCKING GOD!"
 

Ballbuster1

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#18
At 15 she's probably not gay, just confused.

Some negro will be deep dicking her by the time she's 18.
 

Wrecktum

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At 15 she's probably not gay, just confused.

Some negro will be deep dicking her by the time she's 18.
The only reason I'm afraid to have kids besides being chained to a cunt for the rest of my life is that ill have a daughter that fucks ******s.
 

NuttyJim

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Maybe her mom cried because she was waiting for her to "come out".

My wife's cousin is a lesbian, atleast we all think so, she could very well be asexual. But she is a tomboy and we're waiting for the "I eat pussy" confession. I'm always tempted to ask her but my wife will be super pissed if i do.
 
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