Glenn Beck puts Obama figure in jar of 'pee pee'

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Glenn Beck puts Obama figure in jar of 'pee pee'

By Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, NBC News

Conservative media personality Glenn Beck's attempt to sell a project he called "Obama in Pee Pee" was thwarted by eBay Wednesday, but Beck then began taking bids via email instead.


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Glenn Beck's Obama bobblehead floating in a jar of what he joked was "pee pee," but was reportedly only beer.

On Tuesday, Beck was discussing a controversial painting titled "The Truth," which shows President Barack Obama in a Christ-like pose wearing a crown of thorns.



Dressed as a parody of an artist, Beck pointed to a copy of the Constitution and said, "That document means I can't stop (the artist), and the spirit of that document is that I shouldn't try."

After painting clothing on replicas of some famous nudes, Beck then walked to a large jar of yellow liquid, calling it "my own specially brewed CountryTime, if you will."

Placing a bobblehead of a flag-draped Obama in the jar, Beck called the president the "savior of mankind" and announced, "this is when icon and art come together." He labeled the jar with a pricetag of $25,000.

"So whether you're offended by this one or by this one," he said, indicating the Obama jar and a framed copy of the painting showing Obama in the crucifixion pose, "Sucks to be you, doesn't it? Welcome to America."

He then said if the original project sold, he would make another one featuring "Michelle Obama and her little abs."

On Wednesday's show, Beck was given a letter from eBay, where bidding on the jar had topped $11,000. The letter said the auction had been removed because it contained "bodily waste." The liquid was revealed on Beck's website to be beer, not urine.

"But everybody on the left, they are so open and tolerant, and they just don't like it when people complain about taking the image of the savior and putting him in pee pee," Beck said. "But the savior Obama in pee pee? Oh no, that's just too much."

Beck said proceeds from the sale of the jar would go to his Mercury One charity.

http://entertainment.nbcnews.com/_n...beck-puts-obama-figure-in-jar-of-pee-pee?lite
 

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I'm sure all the people who supported Piss Christ are 100% behind Glen Beck, right? Right?
 

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guy is a total moron.
i am conservative in more ways than i am liberal, so i am a "republican" but the only problem i have is this is one of about 5 or so guys that immediately pop up when you mention the republican party.
fucking grow up cunt. i dont care if you dont agree with him, he is the fucking president of OUR country. you dont put a figurine of him with the fucking american flag in what you describe as your own piss, even if its just beer.
just go away
 

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guy is a total moron.
i am conservative in more ways than i am liberal, so i am a "republican" but the only problem i have is this is one of about 5 or so guys that immediately pop up when you mention the republican party.
If the people you talk to insist on associating Glenn Beck with the Republican Party, then they're morons. And so are you, for trying to engage them in serious conversation.

Not sure how their stupidity is relevant to this thread though. This is about Glenn Beck making a point about free speech.

fucking grow up cunt. i dont care if you dont agree with him, he is the fucking president of OUR country. you dont put a figurine of him with the fucking american flag in what you describe as your own piss, even if its just beer.
I guess you haven't watched the video. I'll describe it for you: He puts a figurine of the fucking president of OUR country, with the fucking American flag, in what he describes as his own piss.

Guess what happens next. That's right, nothing. You get to just sit there and watch him do it. Hopefully, learn that you can do things like this too. That, in fact, what you wrote above is not true. You DO put a figurine of Obama in piss, if you feel like it.
 

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i am conservative in more ways than i am liberal, so i am a "republican"
I love how you think that's somehow important to what you have to say. Republicans and Liberals have the same positions on free speech. Neither of them support it on principle, they both have forms of speech they would like censored. (If anything, Liberals at least still have one or two people among them who actually believe in free speech; Republicans, not so much)

Just identifying with either Republicans or Liberals makes you the perfect candidate for hating free speech, and declaring that it's something you DON'T DO. I guessed exactly what you were going to say just from reading this first sentence.
 

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I liked how last week, the media treated that Obama "Christ" portrait as if it was just released...I was all fauxraged over that like, 2 years ago! ;)

Beck was just trying to make a point, the ""But everybody on the left, they are so open and tolerant, and they just don't like it when people complain about taking the image of the savior and putting him in pee pee," Beck said. "But the savior Obama in pee pee? Oh no, that's just too much." part. Beck does shit like this all of the time...trying to catch lefties in these double standards. That's his schtick.

Beck should've created "Muhammad in Piss". That'd be an attention-getter. ;)
 

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Lol, Glenn Beck is a master at the art of trolling.
 

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he is the fucking president of OUR country.
All the more reason to put him in a jar of pee pee. What do you think would happen if you put Kim Jong in a jar of pee pee? The North Koreans believed Kim was god, just like progressives think Obama is the lord and savior. Some day progressives will make it illegal to put their lord in a jar of pee pee.
 

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I love how you think that's somehow important to what you have to say. Republicans and Liberals have the same positions on free speech. Neither of them support it on principle, they both have forms of speech they would like censored. (If anything, Liberals at least still have one or two people among them who actually believe in free speech; Republicans, not so much)

Just identifying with either Republicans or Liberals makes you the perfect candidate for hating free speech, and declaring that it's something you DON'T DO. I guessed exactly what you were going to say just from reading this first sentence.

Liberals are the ones trying for the Fairness Doctrine. Liberal are the ones who shout down conservative speakers at universities. Liberals are the ones who use the term "hate speech."


http://www.inquisitr.com/419162/dem...edom-of-speech-with-constitutional-amendment/
 

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I'm sure all the people who supported Piss Christ are 100% behind Glen Beck, right? Right?
I think the people who didn't give 2 shits about the guy who put Christ in piss still don't care about Glenn Beck doing it to Obama.
 

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Why didn't we get the followups to Piss Christ? Something like Cum Buddha or Shit Allah seems obvious. What a one hit wonder.
 

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I think the people who didn't give 2 shits about the guy who put Christ in piss still don't care about Glenn Beck doing it to Obama.
Just like in the other thread, there are plenty of examples that contradict you, of people who complained about this but not about piss Christ. Because you just post whatever goes along with your point as if it was a fact of reality, even though you made it up.

Not that it matters. Complaining about either is stupid. Complaining about both doesn't make you better, just twice as stupid.
 

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He's DANGEROUS Glenn Beck!

Settle down people, its only a joke!

Serrano did it before cable, pay t.v. and the internet completely desensitized everybody.

Now that shit doesn't work. DANGEROUS GLENN BECK. He's not making a point. He's just looking like a douche.
 

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As I've said before, Glenn Beck is just Keith Olbermann with props. If anyone ever doubted that Glenn used to be a morning zoo radio hack, there's your proof.
 

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Used to be? Still is. His show is awful.
 

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Used to be? Still is. His show is awful.
I hate the fucking "Can't you see, people?" tone of his voice. He sounds like the token undersized player in a sports movie who he tries to motivate the rest of the team to work together. It's embarrassing.
 

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I'm sure all the people who supported Piss Christ are 100% behind Glen Beck, right? Right?
I never thought Piss Christ was "art." But it probably qualified for it as much as this does. I really don't care either way what people want to put into jars of yellow liquid. I'm wondering if anyone's bought it for $25k yet.
 

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What I find interesting about this is that realistically, there is nothing illegal about selling a figurine of the president in a jar of piss.

Granted, it might violate ebay's rules, but it is completely legal.


HOWEVER

I it was indeed beer and not piss in the jar, then wouldn't he be violating several laws if he sold it considering I doubt he has a liquor license and if he sold it across state lines he would be violating even more laws?

I demand justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Just like in the other thread, there are plenty of examples that contradict you, of people who complained about this but not about piss Christ.
There probably are but I'm not referring to them. Likewise there are plenty of examples of people who were in an outrage over Christ but won't say a word about about Beck. I'm not referring to them either.

Because you just post whatever goes along with your point as if it was a fact of reality, even though you made it up.
You're getting me and Don mixed up here.
 

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All Glenn has to do is acknowledge that the liquid is beer and name the piece "Beer Summit".
 

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That is too good for him, though.

Edit: In 3 hours this thread was more thoughtful and insightful and funny than Glenn Beck and a writing staff. I hate multimillionaires in entertainment who are lazy and just fundamentally don't care.
Glenn Beck has to be an act.
 

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HE FUCKIN' DID?! You weren't lying. I always thought that was just Rubin.

He did a music video for Godflesh too? Damn.