Go ride your bike somewhere else

BIV

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Tacks on highway mar Seattle-to-Portland bike event

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The annual Seattle-to-Portland bike ride was marred over the weekend by four miles of tacks strewn along the route.
The tacks caused one rider to fall. The rider was knocked unconscious and taken to a hospital, The Oregonian reports.
The tacks were on U.S. Route 30 outside Portland near Scappoose.
Several other riders had to patch their tires.


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Aug 11, 2005
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I fucking HATE faggot bike riding dipshits
 

bb1mobile

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That's fucking hilarious.

The tack part, not the gay guy on a bike
with no seat part. That old gag.
 

Hate & Discontent

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I fucking HATE faggot bike riding dipshits
I live on a rural, 2-lane beach highway with a dedicated bike and walking path along side it. Despite the bike path, there are tons of competitive wanna-be's that insist on riding their bikes on the shoulder, blocking up traffic (its nearly impossible to pass in most areas), and generally pissing people off.
 

Sinn Fein

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I live on a rural, 2-lane beach highway with a dedicated bike and walking path along side it. Despite the bike path, there are tons of competitive wanna-be's that insist on riding their bikes on the shoulder, blocking up traffic (its nearly impossible to pass in most areas), and generally pissing people off.
Same shit happens on Route 50 in South Jersey. There is a six-foot wide PAVED shoulder and these jizzbags insist on riding ON the white line.
 

kidconnor

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Fucking genius. thats some funny shit..

It's always great when someone turns a cartoon prank and turns it into real life shenanigans..
 

jrsaint

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my personal favorite stunt is when you finally past these assholes, hug the curb at the next redlight so they have to go around or stop and wait behind you to make a right.
 

Creasy Bear

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Is this that pack of Critical Mass douchepiles or is this your garden variety "The roads must be shared!" lunatics?
 
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This makes me happy.
The brooklyn hipster douches on pee wee bikes are the absolute worst. I hope they drive into a wall that looks like a road.
 

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This makes me happy.
The brooklyn hipster douches on pee wee bikes are the absolute worst. I hope they drive into a wall that looks like a road.
I had no idea that such a thing even existed... the image I'm conjuring in my head right now is elevating my rage to kitten-strangling levels.
 

Mother Shucker

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I don't know, I was just coming around (thanks to another thread here) that bike riders are not only the greatest athletes on the planet, but a master race of some sort. So I can not approve of tacks on the street.
 

scales

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I hate it when they ride in the middle of my lane, but I find it hilarious when I see is happen in the oncoming traffic :icon_lol:
 

Creasy Bear

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I don't know, I was just coming around (thanks to another thread here) that bike riders are not only the greatest athletes on the planet, but a master race of some sort. So I can not approve of tacks on the street.
It's about time you started acknowledging your betters, untermensch.