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Goldfish Cracker is a Prophet

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  1. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I knew Goldfish were a gift from God.

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sidesho...-sign-god-her-goldfish-cracker-191857159.html
     
  2. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    That looks more like a plus sign than a cross to me. Also, who looks at Goldfish when they are eating them?

    Maybe I'm giving too much credit to this guy, but I think he realizes this woman's a fool.
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    It looks like it got pressed against a screw before it was baked. I cant stand these kinds of simplistic dickholes.
     
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  4. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    The writing is painful.
     
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  5. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Well with the holes in the hands, I have to imagine holding anything would be a bitch.
     
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  6. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Now we know why Goldfish smile; because Christ has risen.
     
  7. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    These people are allowed to operate motor vehicles and vote.
     
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  8. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    So in the year ~30 A.D., when people were much less skeptical about religion, God felt it necessary to raise Jesus from the dead in order to prove his existence... a pretty substantial miracle.

    In 2013, which people are extremely skeptical, he decides a vague imprint on a children's cracker is sufficient. Got it.
     
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  9. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    I know it is stereotypical, but they are nice when you're stoned. Never knew that they were the messengers of Christ, though.
     
  10. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    They're not just for children, sir. They're a crack-like addiction for any age.
     
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  11. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    She believes in the divine qualities of a fish yet not evolution.
     
  12. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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  13. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    This. Sooooo fucking this.
     
  14. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Yay for Religion. Let's me know who I should vehemently avoid.
     
  15. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    The real miracle workers are the folks at Pepperidge Farms. They can turn a pound of leavened dough into hundreds of fish. Hallelujah!
     
  16. Mags

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    I hate rednecks.
     
  17. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Who in their right mind would want to be within a hundred miles of anyone who believes they can do any fucked up thing they want, say, "sorry jebus," and everything is cool?
     
  18. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    It's a bit more involved than that. One has to be sincerely contrite in order to be absolved of their sins.
     
  19. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Wouldn't that mean you couldn't ask for contrition for the same transgression more than once?
     
  20. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    AC is trying to deceive us and take us to Hell with all the other deviants that defile the marriage bed.
     
  21. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Not if you plan on committing the same transgression repeatedly.
     
  22. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    AtlantaCore?
     
  23. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    You sure know a lot about this fuckhead who is sending you to burn in torment for all eternity.
     
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  24. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Makes me think of this...

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  25. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    To me, these vanilla cupcake and smores ones are more of a sign from god that what that stupid bitch found.

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