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  1. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    many attempts were cute, a lot failed early and a lot of unimpressive beards. no shave november is pretty lame. beards are rad. grow one or not. don't pick a month to get all trendy with it.
    as a dude who just has a rad beard, it's mockery of the awesomeness that is facial hair.
     
  2. Dicktator

    Dicktator Frozen Meatbals 4life

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    I am facial hair challenged. If I grew a beard I would fit in at any Juggalo event with my whispy whitetrash beard.
     
  3. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Hate shaving... and this time of year I have to stand outside for hours at a time... so I'll keep mine for a while.
     
  4. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    they do make great face warmers. my walk to the food store was more gooder because of it.
     
  5. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    I wish I had no facial hair (except eyebrows). I fucking hate shaving!
     
  6. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    current length. taken with shitty phone camera.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Nah I keep mine pretty short... as I hate when I get the curly cue things at the corners of my jaw. My chick loves them and likes to play with them during certain ahem activities....
     
  8. Jef Leppard

    Jef Leppard 4/5 ths

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    this.

    and those braided up beards/goatees........them fuckers gotta stink
     
  9. icculus1284

    icculus1284 Registered User

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    I shave part of my neck. That's it.
     
  10. icculus1284

    icculus1284 Registered User

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    Going for the jesco
     
  11. bb1mobile

    bb1mobile wackbag's special mod
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    Grew a full beard when I turned 30.

    Shaved it to a stache when I turned 40.

    Took that off when I hit 50.

    5 more years and I grow a beard again.

    Going for that Hemmingway look this time.
     
  12. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

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    I'm about half Native American if you piece it together through the ancestry, so if I try to grow a beard I look like a homeless leper.
     
  13. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    x2
     
  14. afternoonquil

    afternoonquil Apology Ostrich

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    I had a beard when I tried to join the HAMC but they kicked over my moped, popped my tires and stomped my legs across my bikes frame.

    I guess they thought it didn't fill in good enough.
     
  15. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    i know this muzzie rapper who looks like fucking davey jones from the pirates movies. smells like total shit.
    http://www.myspace.com/sammydoodle/
     
  16. Joker1919

    Joker1919 Registered User

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    I have a braided up beard and mine does not stick. of course I un-braid it ever couple of days and wash it. I'm no savage sir
     
  17. George Costanza

    George Costanza All Hail the Dragonslayer.

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    I usually let me beard grow out in November and keep it that way until April. It really does keep your face warmer. I hate shaving all the time too so it's nice to let it go a little.
     
  18. JimsInfectedEye

    JimsInfectedEye That's very hurtful, sir.

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    [​IMG]

    one of my best friends
     
  20. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    I'd LOVE to grow a beard that long...

    I haven't used a straight edge in about 6 years. I use a 2 guard, let it grow about 3-4 weeks, 2 guard, repeat.

    I did go about 2 months a while back, and I could literally twirl the mustache area pirate style. But it just started looking too ratty for me, and it's a pain to trim specific areas, so it was 2 guard time.

    But I'd love a big beard, if I could snap my fingers and make it happen I would, just takes too long.

    My beard idol used to be Brent Mydland from The Dead. Long, but neat.
    [​IMG]
     
  21. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    Current length in a candid non-candid photo of myself.

    But it's about trim time for me, to get obnoxiously giant, it'd take a year... This is about 5 weeks.

    [​IMG]
     
  22. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    I usually just shave my neck up to my jaw line and trim the beard whenever i have to "clean up" i work for the family business so it's pretty lenient with facial hair.

    I have medium/dark brown hair on my head but most of my beard is red with some brown mixed in and i have blonde arm hair.

    WTF
     
  23. Aaron Burrito

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    I use to not shave in the off season as well.
     
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    stupid double posting nonsense
     
  25. GrammatonCleric

    GrammatonCleric Registered User

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    I wish this thread was around earlier this year. Last year I grew my beard from Feb. to about March or April this year. It was down to my chest at the time when I cut it but if I never shaved the ends it would have been longer. If only I knew there were others like me with badass beards I'd probably still have mine.
     

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