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Green Mile Actor, 51, Marries 16-Year-Old Aspiring Country Singer

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by gleet, Jun 20, 2011.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Looks like that sniveling little shit scored a 16 year old who looks 35. Hope he can find her mouse and wet her sponge...

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b248227_green_mile_actor_51_marries_16-year-old.html

    Her website with pictures, some racy, some saucy: http://courtneystodden.com/About.html
     
  2. mrbucket75

    mrbucket75 Registered User

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    WTF is going on, is it opposite day or something? The story does not match the photo.
     
  3. johnnyrust

    johnnyrust Registered User

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    The music on her site hurt my ears.
    Good for him anyway.


    From celebuzz
     
  4. Devo37

    Devo37 Registered User

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    not sure if it's a plus for him or a minus for her, but they look about the same age in that pic!
     
  5. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    She's cute but I was expecting something else for a 16 YO.
     
  6. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    I'm guessing she'll be divorced by the time she is 21.
     
  7. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    What is the point of marrying a 16-year-old if she doesn't look 16?
     
  8. Hoffman

    Hoffman Guess who's back? Hoffman's back

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    She's fucking 16!?!?
     
  9. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    No, but it seems that he is.
     
  10. Mags

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    Wow jealousy.
     
  11. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    That does not look like a 16 year old girl.
     
  12. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Yes. Very much so.
     
  13. NoSurviivors

    NoSurviivors fmeinthea

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    Oh come the fuck on.. I thought this one was true love!
     
  14. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Must be nice having a Viagra and Roofie mine in your house.
     
  15. Bobobie

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    Christ, I guess he really was that immortal creature on the Xfiles. I thought he was in his 30's. Any dead people with missing livers?
     
  16. moegolden

    moegolden Perv-switch toggler

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    Is her birthday on leap year?
     
  17. moegolden

    moegolden Perv-switch toggler

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    Also, when I saw the headline I was thinking of Michael Clarke Duncan. Now that would rule.
     
  18. lajikal

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    First case of reverse-surgery I've seen. Yeah jealous, so what.
     
  19. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    I saw some of her YouTube Clips on CNN last night. Yes she doesn't look 16. She looks like she is in her early 20s' But she wouldn't be the first girl that looked older than she actually is.

    Having said that, the reason why she looks older is not natural and its obvious that she has had some work done. Which tells me that she probably use to compete in child beauty pageants and now is addicted to being famous by whatever means necessary. Her look reminds me of how some porn stars looks after they have been in industry for a few years.

    She still pretty hot though.
     
  20. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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  21. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    The jokes on him though, she's not a real blonde
     
  22. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    She has some pretty nice tits, but her music is horrible. I also don't understand how it's classified as country.



     
  23. The Sarge

    The Sarge Guess who.

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    Agreed. I call shenanigans!

    People will believe anything.
     
  24. boardsofcanada

    boardsofcanada You're a Charcoal Briquette..ditsoon..a moolinyan

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    I can believe that shes 16. Girls are developing ridiculously young nowadays. Especially the whorey ones. Early Puberty + Starting tanning, smoking, drinking at a very young age= They look like they could get into a bar by the time they're 15.

    ...and to think that you could goto jail for fucking her in certain states.
     
  25. Absolutely

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    Bottom right photo... She seriously looks like she's some 35 year old you'd see at a local bar.

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