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Grown Ups 2 - 7/12/13

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by Hudson, Mar 27, 2013.

  1. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Because 1 huge load of shit was not enough:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2191701/
     
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  2. MrAbovePar

    MrAbovePar En Taro Anthony

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    Grown Ups 2... the answers to questions no one asked.

    Usually Hollywood makes a shameless cash grab sequel. Now they're making sequels of shameless cash grab movies.
     
  3. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    You didn't post the poster

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  4. Hudson

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    Looking at the cast list is more puke inducing.
     
  5. Pigdango

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    It has Colin in it, I'll probably see it. It also stars Sandler's entire family, which is weird.
     
  6. Frankie_b

    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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  7. Bill Lehecka

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    Who wants to take bets that the budget for this film comes out to $100 million?
     
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    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Fuck this movie.
     
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    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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  10. Neckbeard

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    What a repugnant cash grab by a hook nosed schnook!

    Hudson who do you blame?
    So this essentially funded a vacation for Sandler's family?

    Chris Rock has the integrity of a 19th Century Congolese slave capturer.
     
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    HA! A deer pees in his face!

    The way that Spade is wearing that hat on his wig makes me so mad.
     
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    I need to know why anyone would want to see this movie in the theaters on purpose.
     
  14. gorram

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    Nice Shaq cameo as officer Hightower.
     
  15. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Last names only!

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    I actually didn't see this trailer here first... I saw it last night, with a bunch of people in a movie theater waiting to see This is the End. Two things:

    -People in the theater were genuinely laughing at the clips. I mean, guffaws. It was disheartening.

    -When your movie trailer devotes more than 10-15 seconds rehashing the first movie, you know the second movie will be pure dogshit.
     
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  17. Neckbeard

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    They did the car wash scene with Warrant's Cherry Pie. If that doesn't say 5 Star Classic, what does?
     
  18. Hog's Big Ben

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    That whole trailer is coasting on the feel-good vibe associated with The Doobie Brothers, J. Geils, Poison and Warrant. It's like the equivalent of a sitcom laugh track. It even has TWO of the "Stop the music because here comes the funny!" scenes.

    YouTube clips of sitcoms stripped of their laugh tracks are wretched. I'd love to see how this same trailer plays in theaters without the music.
     
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    Somebody get that cheetah some brontosaurus ribs.

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  21. Bill Lehecka

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    The reviews are rolling in...

    Variety:
    Hollywood Reporter:

    And others:

     
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    David Spade came in today to talk about the business and some things. .
    ONA brought up Sharknado and Atlantic Rim as well.
     
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  23. Bill Lehecka

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    And the rubes in the audience last night were like "That was hilarious!" "Funniest movie ever!" "Usually comedies don't sequel very well, but this was great."

    Ugh.
     
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    Were there any fart jokes?
     
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  25. Bill Lehecka

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    More fart jokes per capita than any film EVER.

    Shit jokes. Piss jokes. Fart Jokes. Puke Jokes.

    The reviewer who compared this to "Ow, My Balls" was apt.

     
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