Guess We Have to Boycott the Razzies Now...

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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#1
Lost amidst the kerfluffle over the Riots in DC that claimed the lives of nobody, the Razzies announced the nominations for 2018 today, and let’s just say that James Woods, Tucker Carlson, and the Secret Service will be paying them a little visit:

Worst Picture

Gotti
The Happytime Murders
Holmes & Watson
Robin Hood
Winchester

Worst Actress

Jennifer Garner / Peppermint
Amber Heard / London Fields
Melissa McCarthy / The Happytime Murders and Life of the Party
Helen Mirren / Winchester
Amanda Seyfried / The Clapper

Worst Actor

Johnny Depp (Voice Only) / Sherlock Gnomes
Will Ferrell / Holmes & Watson
John Travolta / Gotti
Donald J. Trump (As Himself) / Death of a Nation and Fahrenheit 11/9
Bruce Willis / Death Wish

Worst Supporting Actor

Jamie Foxx / Robin Hood
Ludacris (Voice Only) / Show Dogs
Joel McHale / The Happytime Murders
John C. Reilly / Holmes & Watson
Justice Smith / Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Worst Supporting Actress

Kellyanne Conway (As Herself) / Fahrenheit 11/9
Marcia Gay Harden / Fifty Shades Freed
Kelly Preston / Gotti
Jaz Sinclair / Slender Man
Melania Trump (As Herself) / Fahrenheit 11/9

Worst Screen Combo

Any Two Actors or Puppets (Especially in Those Creepy Sex Scenes) / The Happytime Murders
Johnny Depp & His Fast-Fading Film Career (He’s doing voices for cartoons, fer kripesakes!) / Sherlock Gnomes
Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly (Trashing Two of Literature’s Most Beloved Characters) / Holmes & Watson
Kelly Preston & John Travolta (Getting BATTLEFIELD EARTH type Reviews!) / Gotti
Donald J. Trump & His Self Perpetuating Pettiness / Death of a Nation & Fahrenheit 11/9

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

Death of a Nation (remake of Hillary’s America...)
Death Wish
Holmes & Watson
The Meg (rip-off of Jaws)
Robin Hood

Worst Director

Etan Cohen / Holmes & Watson
Kevin Connolly / Gotti
James Foley / Fifty Shades Freed
Brian Henson / The Happytime Murders
The Spierig Brothers (Michael and Peter) / Winchester

Worst Screenplay

Death of a Nation, Written by Dinesh D’Souza & Bruce Schooley
Fifty Shades Freed, Screenplay by Niall Leonard, from the Novel by E.L. James
Gotti, Screenplay by Leo Rossi and Lem Dobbs
The Happytime Murders, Screenplay by Todd Berger, Story by Berger and Dee Austin Robinson
Winchester, Written by Tom Vaughan and The Spierig Brothers
 

Bill Lehecka

Whiny Man Baby
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#2
I can’t do an eye roll that big.

Surely this will get him now.

And how can you get actor noms for documentaries? They broke their own internal logic to get one over on Trump.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#4
You fucking kidding me? Trump would put that fucking award on his mantle. The White House would sent out a press release.

If you're pissing off Hollywood, you're doing something right.
 

Fustercluck

Registered User
#10
I watched Peppermint, compared to the other shit out there, I didn't think it was that horrible.
 

IrishCarBomb

Registered User
#15
the Razzies announced the nominations for 2018 today, and let’s just say that James Woods, Tucker Carlson, and the Secret Service will be paying them a little visit:
Yes, the Secret Service damn well better waste tax payer money going after the people who made a funny list of bad actors and movies.
 

Floyd1977

Registered User
#18
We can throw terms like Boycott (is there anyplace where you can actually watch the Razzies)? Triggered, or outrage around. And even though razzies are fake awards, but since it’s worthy of a thread, can we all just agree the “we fucking hate trump” grandstanding is just douchecunty.

Also why is John C. Reilly the only one getting burned for Holmes & Watson. Isn’t he really the better actor of the two?
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#19
We can throw terms like Boycott (is there anyplace where you can actually watch the Razzies)? Triggered, or outrage around. And even though razzies are fake awards, but since it’s worthy of a thread, can we all just agree the “we fucking hate trump” grandstanding is just douchecunty.

Also why is John C. Reilly the only one getting burned for Holmes & Watson. Isn’t he really the better actor of the two?
The entire list is pretty bizarre. They went after Amber Heard because she wouldn’t show her tits in a movie. I also would enjoy seeing Ms Heard’s tits, but in the #MeToo era this seems out of line.

Then having such a hard-on for Depp that you listed him as a voice actor? If you hate the guy, just put him in for Fantastic Beasts. It’s not like you’re pretending to have credibility.

Not sure what you meant about Reilly. Farrell is on there too.

And yes, the boycott was sarcastic, because nobody gives a shit about the Razzies, but it’s incredibly douchey for them to use a long running award - even a comedic one - to lash out at a sitting President and his wife. They do have a ceremony and there will be plenty of chances to attack him there.
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
#23
Micheal Moore's 11/9 movie crashed & burned and big surprise, isn't anywhere on that list
 
#25
"Johnny Depp & His Fast-Fading Film Career (He’s doing voices for cartoons, fer kripesakes!) / Sherlock Gnomes "

Oh, who hasn't done a cartoon voice by now? Even Lawrence of Frickin' Arabia did "Ratatouille".
 
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