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Gulf states to medical test travellers to 'detect' gay people

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Oct 7, 2013.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I wonder if Fez would be willing to take this "test" live, on air, and broadcast the results....

     
  2. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Okay, that could be good radio.
     
  3. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Do they play a Wham! song and see if you try to dance to it?

    .......because I would. George Michael is a marvelous performer.
     
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  4. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    The Choose Life shirt could be a tell.
     
  5. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Pffft, just look for the rainbow bumper sticker.
     
  6. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Um, 'scuse me, they shouldn't be driving if they are female.

    That applies in this country as well.
     
  7. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    This is going to be like those fake bomb detection equipment that some charlatan sold to the Iraqi government.
     
  8. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I'm picturing more like a Scientology E- meter... but with like two big dildos, wires, and a Koran.
     
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  9. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    "Nobody expects the Homosexual Inquisition!"
     
  10. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Did anyone else see this headline and think "What lunacy has Mississippi, Alabama and Florida come up with now?"
     
  11. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    What a Middle East gay detector might look like:
    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Ya forgot a couple states...
     
  13. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Are they checking for the gay face?
     
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  14. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    I know exactly how this works. A 10 year old girl is kept at the airport, and if any of the people getting off the plane fail to rape her, they're sent right back where they came from.
     
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  15. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Kevin?
     
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  16. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer in situ
    It's My Birthday!

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    They never do.
     
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  17. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    "Uh honey, I couldn't make it to my business trip in Qatar."
    "That's strange. Why?"
    "No fly list. I am on the no fly list. Damndest thing, eh? No fly list."

    Do you think "I'm not gay, I'm sexually fluid" would be a viable excuse?
     
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  18. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Bleach breath?
     
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  19. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Um, gross!!
     
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  20. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Gaydar.

    You either got it or you don't.
     
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  21. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    [​IMG]

    The blueprints have been leaked.
     

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