Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Oct 7, 2013.
I wonder if Fez would be willing to take this "test" live, on air, and broadcast the results....
Okay, that could be good radio.
Do they play a Wham! song and see if you try to dance to it?
.......because I would. George Michael is a marvelous performer.
The Choose Life shirt could be a tell.
Pffft, just look for the rainbow bumper sticker.
Um, 'scuse me, they shouldn't be driving if they are female.
That applies in this country as well.
This is going to be like those fake bomb detection equipment that some charlatan sold to the Iraqi government.
I'm picturing more like a Scientology E- meter... but with like two big dildos, wires, and a Koran.
"Nobody expects the Homosexual Inquisition!"
Did anyone else see this headline and think "What lunacy has Mississippi, Alabama and Florida come up with now?"
What a Middle East gay detector might look like:
Ya forgot a couple states...
Are they checking for the gay face?
I know exactly how this works. A 10 year old girl is kept at the airport, and if any of the people getting off the plane fail to rape her, they're sent right back where they came from.
They never do.
"Uh honey, I couldn't make it to my business trip in Qatar."
"That's strange. Why?"
"No fly list. I am on the no fly list. Damndest thing, eh? No fly list."
Do you think "I'm not gay, I'm sexually fluid" would be a viable excuse?
You either got it or you don't.
The blueprints have been leaked.