I hear that if you get a watermelon and cut a hole on top, then hollow it out a bit you can fill it up with either everclear or vodka and you get all kindsa fucked up.
Fucking amateurs. Just for record, no ones ever done this before and each year groups of teenagers are fucking geniuses for thinking of this shit before anyone else.
The bitches in my school growing up only needed either a 5th of Boones Farm or some Bud Light. They didn't need to puts around with Vodka and candy, they drank to get fucked up, the were past the sillyness of it all.
Yeah, so my good buddy is turning 50 this weekend and we're heading to a camp-site Thursday night. I made the Jolly Rancher vodkas and HOLY FUCK BALLS this is the best thing you've ever put in your mouth.
Trust me on this.
If you're ever in a mixed group of women and you have the time to prepare this god-like concoction, here's what you need:
24 hours prior to event:
Go to a Container Store, or anywhere else you can buy 16 oz seal-able flasks. I would imagine Ozarka bottles would do in a pinch. I used these:
The ratio I've found to work best is about 27 Jolly Ranchers per bottle. Add the Jolly Ranchers, then fill to the top with Vodka (Svedka is the best I've tried), and allow them around 6-12 hours to dissolve on their own accord. You should shake them all about once an hour or so, make sure to keep the candy from sticking to the sides (though this won't matter if you're not sampling and adding new candy and vodka to make up for it all night like I did)
Put those fuckers in the freezer for roughly 6 hours before serving, and you have a massive party in 5 different bottles.
THEY TASTE FUCKING AMAZING!
This is, quite assuredly, the closest thing to panty dropper in a bottle you've ever seen in your life.
If you keep it cold enough, there's almost zero vodka bite. It's literally like drinking a Jolly Rancher.
I gave you the ratios for a 16 ounce flask, and to be honest I cheated and threw roughly 3-5 extra candies in each flask.
To make 5 flasks of 16 ounces of each flavor I bought 3 bags of 1 lb each of Jolly Ranchers, and ended up with 3 extra cherries, and 30 or so extra grapes and so on, so I would suggest buying 4 lbs and 2 handles of Svedka and supplementing as needed. Once the mixture has gone through the first 24 hour dissolve, the additions don't matter. It all tastes like heaven.
pro-tip: Use a splash of 7-Up/Sprite for those chicks in your group who're too pussy to take even the most amazing shot.