Guy eats Field rations

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I stumbled on this guy while in a you tube rabbit hole last night, he basically eats all different types of military field rations and survival food, what I find interesting is his delivery, it’s like he is reviewing a fine restaurant, he also eats really old rations like stuff from WW2, I’m just posting a link to one video but he has lots of them, it almost makes me want to eat one of my old 1998 MREs. I know they are still “good” that’s the idea the expiration dates are usually just suggestions

 

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I stumbled on this guy while in a you tube rabbit hole last night, he basically eats all different types of military field rations and survival food, what I find interesting is his delivery, it’s like he is reviewing a fine restaurant, he also eats really old rations like stuff from WW2, I’m just posting a link to one video but he has lots of them, it almost makes me want to eat one of my old 1998 MREs. I know they are still “good” that’s the idea the expiration dates are usually just suggestions

I've watched many of his videos. I'm fascinated by how much I despise listening to him talk.
 

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I've watched many of his videos. I'm fascinated by how much I despise listening to him talk.
Yea it’s really weird, I think it the inflection of wonder in his voice and how he seems to love what he’s eating. I’ve heard too many stories from GIs about how awful field rats are, like I said I have some way expired ones I’ve been threatening to break out at a party for the kids to try, what I should do is buy some new ones at the next gunshow
 

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Yea it’s really weird, I think it the inflection of wonder in his voice and how he seems to love what he’s eating. I’ve heard too many stories from GIs about how awful field rats are, like I said I have some way expired ones I’ve been threatening to break out at a party for the kids to try, what I should do is buy some new ones at the next gunshow
He sounds very enthusiastic about something so stupid. I've always wanted to try an MRE. I never had the chance though.
 
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He sounds very enthusiastic about something so stupid. I've always wanted to try an MRE. I never had the chance though.
I ate the mid-80s MREs back when I was a military scamp. I remember the turkey dinner being decent, the pork rice BBQ was actually pretty good if you used the little Tabasco bottle that came with it. The spaghetti would make a turd. The ham and lima beans, AKA "ham and motherfuckers" was straight-up inedible.

I remember the crackers that came in the packets were good, but the peanut butter was kinda gritty.

The little packet of like Sanka instant coffee made rancid coffee, and we'd just eat the crystals for the shot of caffeine instead.


Oh, and I very badly want to kick the man who made that video in the throat.
 

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To complete his video diary of meals eaten he should show the class what kind of dump they give him.

Circle of life.
 

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Is that a typical Florida accent? Every time he says "Pretty good" I want him to catch dysentery.
 

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To complete his video diary of meals eaten he should show the class what kind of dump they give him.

Circle of life.
He mentions what he won’t eat out of the older packs, usually anything that has powdered milk and when he opens the bloated cans he wears a mask and gloves
 

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I just watched him eat meat from the 19th century. Gross.
Yea I watched that one too he is daring, but I’ve read a lot on MRE and survival food, it may taste like shit and look like shit, but unless it’s bloated, it’s usually edible
 

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Yea I watched that one too he is daring, but I’ve read a lot on MRE and survival food, it may taste like shit and look like shit, but unless it’s bloated, it’s usually edible
He kept referring to a cookie and chocolate pack as "poisoned". I don't know why though.
 

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He kept referring to a cookie and chocolate pack as "poisoned". I don't know why though.
That’s stuff with milk or ones that have other contents spilled on them, or have breached packaging. ive watched a bunch more of them, when I was a kid we opened up an old pack of K rations in the boyscouts but no one had the balls to eat anything out of it so we smoked the cigarettes and all got woozy. Like I said I have some old MRE that I think would be funny to try
 

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That’s stuff with milk or ones that have other contents spilled on them, or have breached packaging. ive watched a bunch more of them, when I was a kid we opened up an old pack of K rations in the boyscouts but no one had the balls to eat anything out of it so we smoked the cigarettes and all got woozy. Like I said I have some old MRE that I think would be funny to try
Film it.
 

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Lets get this out onto a tray... nice! I have watched far too much steve.
Lol, I’m addicted to watching it now, I just saw the French one with the Ostrich and cranberry sauce
 

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I stumbled on this guy while in a you tube rabbit hole last night, he basically eats all different types of military field rations and survival food, what I find interesting is his delivery, it’s like he is reviewing a fine restaurant, he also eats really old rations like stuff from WW2, I’m just posting a link to one video but he has lots of them, it almost makes me want to eat one of my old 1998 MREs. I know they are still “good” that’s the idea the expiration dates are usually just suggestions

I've been watching this guy for a while. He's eaten WW2 rations, and even Civil war Hard Tack. I guess the cigarettes last a long and might even get better with time. He's smoked nam, korea and WW2 smokes from rations. I keep expecting to hear him say Zoinks!!!
 
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Lol, I’m addicted to watching it now, I just saw the French one with the Ostrich and cranberry sauce

I got my nephew so hooked he bought a pair of the trays and gave me one, lols. He gets rations from time to time, but I have never tried any of them.
 

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I got my nephew so hooked he bought a pair of the trays and gave me one, lols. He gets rations from time to time, but I have never tried any of them.

They aren’t “bad” it falls under the when you’re hungry everything tastes good