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Ha Ha...You're too fat, get off the NEW Avatar ride at Disney World

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  1. TreeFortRichard

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    Well it seems the epic new Avatar ride at Walt Disney World is not made for a "Great Big Fat Person"

    4 of 16 ride reviewers were unable to ride the ride because they were too fat
    https://www.clickorlando.com/news/some-unable-to-meet-restrictions-for-new-avatar-themed-disney-ride
     
  2. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules #Porg2017

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  3. Floyd1977

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    There were no fat Navi
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Feed them HFCS and they'll get there.
     
  5. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    "This is the first time since I've been going to Walt Disney World that I've ever not been able to ride something because of my size," Gailey said.

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    Liar, whore! Liar, whore! And you know it!
     
  6. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules #Porg2017

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    That poor, unfortunate soul.
     
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  7. Pigdango

    Pigdango This is a rebellion isn't it?
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    "Disney also said it plans to install a test seat of the Flight of Passage at the entrance so guests can check to see if they fit."

    Sounds expensive. Why not just put a scale out there?
     
  8. Chip Spackler

    Chip Spackler Patron Saint of Autists
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    It's sad; But true.
     
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    LiddyRules #Porg2017

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    If you don't fit, two people dressed as Navi holding spears escort you from the ride.
     
  10. Chip Spackler

    Chip Spackler Patron Saint of Autists
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    You are Omaticaya now. You may make your bow from the wood of Hometree. And you may choose a woman. No fatties.
     
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  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    She sold her soul for a bag of chips.
     
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  12. chiapeteater

    chiapeteater ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    This is going to be just like when someone puts their luggage in that little test bin at the entrance to the jetway before they board an airplane to make sure their bag will fit in the overhead bin. Hopefully United and American Airlines are running this ride.
     
  13. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer in situ

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    Why don't they just strap some VR goggles on the fatties and have them experience the ride in true Avatar style?
     
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  14. NotSoFast

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    Lots of Disney attractions have these test seats before the queue.

    I've heard that it's not just fat fucks, but people with long legs, too. You sit similarly to riding a crotch rocket and long legs put the restraints in the wrong places.

    Also, the ride is in Animal Kingdom, not the Magic Kingdom.
     
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  15. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    I guess she just went back to her hippo enclosure and sulked.
     
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  16. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Or, you could just stop funneling mayonnaise packets into your bloodstream like sandbags in a flood.
     
  17. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    I don't fit on Big Thunder Mountain...car is too tight for my legs. It's touch and go for the seat on Space Mountain too, but I've fit the last 2 times.
     
  18. NotSoFast

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    Then you'd not be close to fitting get in the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. I have a 29" inseam and my knees hit the back of the seat in front of me.
     
  19. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    That drop down harness won't lock if your boobs are to big too.
     
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  20. jrsaint

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    Go ride a treadmill fatso
     
  21. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    I know defending a fatty is not the wackbag way, but, Disney sucks ass to begin with and I had trouble on a lot of the rides, I'm not a planetoid but I'm not a weeee little feller either, I saw a woman get removed from "soaring" now she did have a GIGANTIC ass but I did feel somewhat bad for her because even I was tight in a lot of the seats.
    Disney is a place that attracts fatties like the free doughnut sign at krispy cream, you would think that they would make everything a little bit bigger, but instead they let chinamen design them.
     
  22. NotSoFast

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    You have to remember that their rides are designed so children can ride them safely. If everything had a 4' wide bench seat and an 8' long lap seat belt so fatties could fit comfortably, then small people wouldn't be able to ride safely.

    Women whose asses hang off of fame the seats of their mobility scooters shouldn't expect to be able to ride every attraction designed to accommodate a four year old girl.
     
  23. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    Yea I know, I'm still pissy about the ever shrinking airline seats. One of my friends is 5' tall we tease her about having to stand next to the "you must be this tall to ride" sign, but in all honesty she does get concerned when on a roller coaster with my wife or me because if the lap bar is mutual she can fall out, she is also the only "adult" I know that has to buy her clothes and shoes in the children's section.
     
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  24. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    FATTY LOVER!
     
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  25. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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