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HAARP Facility Shuts Down - Last May

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Jul 17, 2013.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    But... but... but...

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    I don't really consider 35 acres as sprawling, and in remote Alaska, it is more like inconsequential.
     
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    I live in Manhattan. 35 acres is like the solar system to me.
     
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    There is more than one HAARP, maaan.
     
  7. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    That seems like how Kaku might start to describe something.
     
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    And there hasn't been a devastating earthquake since then...

    Just sayin.
     
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    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    What?

    They are shutting down the George W. Bush weather machine, which was specially designed to kill, disenfranchise, and subjugate brown people into lives of utter dependence on the democrat party? How can we allow this?!?
     
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    Damn. I really liked that beer.
     
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    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    (Jesse voice): "Here as I get closer to the facility, armed guards are coming towards me. Will they shoot a former SEAL and Governor??"

    Quick answer from being jaded from too many fake reality shows: No. No they won't. And they never do.
     
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    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    If he's doing it in VO, I would say the answer would be no.
     
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    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    "Will they shoot a fake former SEAL?"
     
  19. Creasy Bear

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    Jesse's stupid show should really be called... Taking on the Tyrannical New World Order One Fat, Minimum-Wage Security Guard at a Time.


    The best example of this was the time he went to "blow the lid off" the HAARP facility. He shows up at the front gate unannounced and starts getting huffy when the security guard hammerhead won't let him... a former Navy SEAL and governor... waltz right on through.

    The security guard was like, "You can call and set up an appointment for a private tour, or you can come back in June when we have our open house. Everybody's welcome. Hot dogs and cotton candy. We'll have a bouncy house too. Bring the kiddies."

    And Jesse is like, "They're stonewallin' me! What are they hiding in there?!"
     

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