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Hacking Coke Machines

Discussion in 'Wackbag Tech Support' started by SallieTomato, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. SallieTomato

    SallieTomato Here'sh The Thing

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  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    You should take it and shove it right up your own ass.
     
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  3. Georgie

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    This shit was going around the internet years ago when these machines first came out. The article even shows its age by refering to Vanilla Coke. So in other words enjoy just looking like a dummy who can't work a Coke machine.
     
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  4. SallieTomato

    SallieTomato Here'sh The Thing

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    Well ....

    Color me red!
     
  5. crippledalbino

    crippledalbino The God of 42nd Street
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    So SallieTomato posts an ancient 'hack' that he hasn't even attempted in the hopes that even if it does work, he saves himself two lousy dollars?

    It's unbelievable how singularly pathetic he is.
     
  6. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I used to reach up through the depositing area and grab the bottles from the bottom row. I used to be able to open newspaper machines by hitting the coin return button and pulling on the handle. BRB, going to start a new thread about shit that used to work in the 80s.
     
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  7. gorram

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    You can hack an elevator by pressing close door and the floor you are going to at same time. Ive seen it work on about 1 of 30 i have tried, then again it may have been because that one was only two floors.
     
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  8. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    You can hack the Pepsi machine at my work. The bottom left button givrs 2 botles every other time. It is always Dr. Pepper

    Sent from my Galaxy S3 using Tapatalk.
     
  9. gorram

    gorram ;)

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    The manager of the Coke machine tech yelling at him for not setting up the machine properly:

    [​IMG]
     
  10. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    WHO GIVES A FUCK. Its not even the latest phone. Turn it off
     
  11. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Vanilla coke still exists.
    EDIT. I didn't read the article btw, because I have Sallie dumb cunt on ignore.
     
  12. Georgie

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    Yeah but it's been years since it's been showcased on the machines as the article states.
     
  13. Rash Rendering

    Rash Rendering Registered User

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    That shit looks too complicated even if you do happen to come across a machine it actually would work on.
     
  14. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    No. And who gives a fuck if it is the latest phone. I am sittig on my upgrade waiting for the note 3.

    Sent from my PC
     
  15. Jambi

    Jambi Infidel

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    Here's a Coke machine hack for you... put some money in it and select a soda, you cheap motherfucker.
     
  16. Bobobie

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    Anyone remember those vending machines that would dispense hot cans of stew? I've not seen one since the 80's. I guess microwave ovens made them obsolete.
     
  17. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Pffft amateurs....I can hack an ATM with a Speak n Spell. Free money bitches!
     
  18. SOS

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    The new coke machines have touch screens.
     
  19. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer in situ

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    I happened upon an updated vending machine hack...

     
  20. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Thanks for the article from 2008.
    Cunt.


    Also, I thought everyone had told you to fuck off.
     
  21. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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