Hacking Coke Machines

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#2
You should take it and shove it right up your own ass.
 

Georgie

Registered User
#3
This shit was going around the internet years ago when these machines first came out. The article even shows its age by refering to Vanilla Coke. So in other words enjoy just looking like a dummy who can't work a Coke machine.
 
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crippledalbino

The God of 42nd Street
Donator
#5
So SallieTomato posts an ancient 'hack' that he hasn't even attempted in the hopes that even if it does work, he saves himself two lousy dollars?

It's unbelievable how singularly pathetic he is.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#6
So SallieTomato posts an ancient 'hack' that he hasn't even attempted in the hopes that even if it does work, he saves himself two lousy dollars?

It's unbelievable how singularly pathetic he is.
I used to reach up through the depositing area and grab the bottles from the bottom row. I used to be able to open newspaper machines by hitting the coin return button and pulling on the handle. BRB, going to start a new thread about shit that used to work in the 80s.
 
#7
You can hack an elevator by pressing close door and the floor you are going to at same time. Ive seen it work on about 1 of 30 i have tried, then again it may have been because that one was only two floors.
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
#8
You can hack the Pepsi machine at my work. The bottom left button givrs 2 botles every other time. It is always Dr. Pepper

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#9
The manager of the Coke machine tech yelling at him for not setting up the machine properly:

 

Psychopath

I want to fuck your girlfriend.
#11
This shit was going around the internet years ago when these machines first came out. The article even shows its age by refering to Vanilla Coke. So in other words enjoy just looking like a dummy who can't work a Coke machine.
Vanilla coke still exists.
EDIT. I didn't read the article btw, because I have Sallie dumb cunt on ignore.
 

Georgie

Registered User
#12
Vanilla coke still exists.
EDIT. I didn't read the article btw, because I have Sallie dumb cunt on ignore.
Yeah but it's been years since it's been showcased on the machines as the article states.
 
#13
That shit looks too complicated even if you do happen to come across a machine it actually would work on.
 
#15
Here's a Coke machine hack for you... put some money in it and select a soda, you cheap motherfucker.
 

Bobobie

Registered User
#16
Anyone remember those vending machines that would dispense hot cans of stew? I've not seen one since the 80's. I guess microwave ovens made them obsolete.
 

MayrMeninoCrash

Liberal Psycopath
#17
Pffft amateurs....I can hack an ATM with a Speak n Spell. Free money bitches!
 

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
#18
The new coke machines have touch screens.
 

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
#20
Thanks for the article from 2008.
Cunt.


Also, I thought everyone had told you to fuck off.
 
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