Hacking Coke Machines

fletcher

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You should take it and shove it right up your own ass.
 

Georgie

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This shit was going around the internet years ago when these machines first came out. The article even shows its age by refering to Vanilla Coke. So in other words enjoy just looking like a dummy who can't work a Coke machine.
 
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crippledalbino

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So SallieTomato posts an ancient 'hack' that he hasn't even attempted in the hopes that even if it does work, he saves himself two lousy dollars?

It's unbelievable how singularly pathetic he is.
 

fletcher

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So SallieTomato posts an ancient 'hack' that he hasn't even attempted in the hopes that even if it does work, he saves himself two lousy dollars?

It's unbelievable how singularly pathetic he is.
I used to reach up through the depositing area and grab the bottles from the bottom row. I used to be able to open newspaper machines by hitting the coin return button and pulling on the handle. BRB, going to start a new thread about shit that used to work in the 80s.
 
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You can hack an elevator by pressing close door and the floor you are going to at same time. Ive seen it work on about 1 of 30 i have tried, then again it may have been because that one was only two floors.
 

Your_Moms_Box

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You can hack the Pepsi machine at my work. The bottom left button givrs 2 botles every other time. It is always Dr. Pepper

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The manager of the Coke machine tech yelling at him for not setting up the machine properly:

 

Psychopath

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This shit was going around the internet years ago when these machines first came out. The article even shows its age by refering to Vanilla Coke. So in other words enjoy just looking like a dummy who can't work a Coke machine.
Vanilla coke still exists.
EDIT. I didn't read the article btw, because I have Sallie dumb cunt on ignore.
 

Georgie

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Vanilla coke still exists.
EDIT. I didn't read the article btw, because I have Sallie dumb cunt on ignore.
Yeah but it's been years since it's been showcased on the machines as the article states.
 

Rash Rendering

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That shit looks too complicated even if you do happen to come across a machine it actually would work on.
 
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Here's a Coke machine hack for you... put some money in it and select a soda, you cheap motherfucker.
 

Bobobie

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Anyone remember those vending machines that would dispense hot cans of stew? I've not seen one since the 80's. I guess microwave ovens made them obsolete.
 

SOS

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The new coke machines have touch screens.
 

HandPanzer

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I happened upon an updated vending machine hack...

 

mikeybot

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Thanks for the article from 2008.
Cunt.


Also, I thought everyone had told you to fuck off.