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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by Hudson, Jun 13, 2013.

  1. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    After years of people speeding up and down the hill, we got the township to put 2 speed bumps put in.
    One problem, our lawn provided an attractive bypass to the first speed bump.
    After spending a small fortune on cheesy lawn ornaments to deter it, which have ended up stolen....
    Went to the township meeting asking for a sign to be put in to slow down drivers (for the sake of the children that lived across the street). It was put in on Tuesday.
    Tonight it claimed it's first victim.... Screech of metal and breaking glass......Go figure, the son of the family at the top of the hill. Went to go over the lawn and there was the sign....screechhhhhhhhhhh loss of side mirror...screeeeeech......haha fuck you!!!!.
     
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  2. Mags

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    Love it. Is it your property? Can you dig a trench and reinforce it with concrete? For safety? ;)
     
  3. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Yeah, front lawn. They drove it at least 4 feet in.
    I wanted spikes, but my lawyer advised against it.
     
  4. Mags

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    Spike are a no no but a 10" concrete curb might be okay :)
     
  5. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    or a nice decorative stone wall
     
  6. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    This is working okay for now just fine...thinking of cement 4 foot deep set columns with tastefully planted forsythia around them.......
     
  7. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    How about a big novelty dinosaur out there too? Maybe put a cute little sign in it's arms "Please Slow Down!" :action-sm
     
  8. Lil'GlubGlub

    Lil'GlubGlub You may call me Chef Glub

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    How about a moat?
     
  9. Buster H

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    you need to have a camera rolling 24/7 on that speed bump/sign
     
  10. tattered

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    Is a speed bump those things ment to slow people down that I dont even touch my brakes for because I drive a f150
     
  11. Don the Radio Guy

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    People drive over your lawn to avoid a speed bump? What kind of assholes do you live amongst?
     
  12. tattered

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    ......Jersey people. Were not the nicest people in this country
     
  13. TomC

    TomC uppity neobarb

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    oh no? Really?
     
  14. HandPanzer

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    It's not funny man, I really messed up my car.
     
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  15. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    Do you notice the small children when you hit them or just when you have to hose off your tires?
     
  16. gorram

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    If you have already spent a fortune in the lawn ornaments this might be the way to go. IP cameras are coming down in price now even for the outdoor rated ones. Depending on the distance to a "choke point" in the street/yard where they would drive around the bump. License plate recognition can be tough to do without spending good money though, that is more about the lens though.
     
  17. tattered

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    Oh come on I might be an asshole jersey driver but I dont fly over them nor do I speed in a residential area. I just dont have to slow down to 2mph to get over them like some fag in a prius I just keep doing the speed limit.
     
  18. Don the Radio Guy

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    Just stack a few cinder blocks at the curb.
     
  19. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    And some sandbags.
     
  20. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Please, this is a lawn, not a New Orleans dyke.
     
  21. somnarium

    somnarium deftones or somefuckin' body

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    Heh....dyke....
     
  22. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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  23. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Had a wall put in yet? Nobody should be bumbling about your property in their motor vehicle to avoid a simple speed bump.
     
  24. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Of a sort...Japanese Boxwoods with 6 foot rebar in the ground 3 feet. Should grow together into a nice shrub..
     
  25. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Those 8 foot Deco Walls look nice.
     

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