Hahahah Fuck You asshole driver!!!

Hudson

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After years of people speeding up and down the hill, we got the township to put 2 speed bumps put in.
One problem, our lawn provided an attractive bypass to the first speed bump.
After spending a small fortune on cheesy lawn ornaments to deter it, which have ended up stolen....
Went to the township meeting asking for a sign to be put in to slow down drivers (for the sake of the children that lived across the street). It was put in on Tuesday.
Tonight it claimed it's first victim.... Screech of metal and breaking glass......Go figure, the son of the family at the top of the hill. Went to go over the lawn and there was the sign....screechhhhhhhhhhh loss of side mirror...screeeeeech......haha fuck you!!!!.
 

Mags

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#2
After years of people speeding up and down the hill, we got the township to put 2 speed bumps put in.
One problem, our lawn provided an attractive bypass to the first speed bump.
After spending a small fortune on cheesy lawn ornaments to deter it, which have ended up stolen....
Went to the township meeting asking for a sign to be put in to slow down drivers (for the sake of the children that lived across the street). It was put in on Tuesday.
Tonight it claimed it's first victim.... Screech of metal and breaking glass......Go figure, the son of the family at the top of the hill. Went to go over the lawn and there was the sign....screechhhhhhhhhhh loss of side mirror...screeeeeech......haha fuck you!!!!.
Love it. Is it your property? Can you dig a trench and reinforce it with concrete? For safety? ;)
 

Hudson

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Love it. Is it your property? Can you dig a trench and reinforce it with concrete? For safety? ;)
Yeah, front lawn. They drove it at least 4 feet in.
I wanted spikes, but my lawyer advised against it.
 

Mags

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Yeah, front lawn. They drove it at least 4 feet in.
I wanted spikes, but my lawyer advised against it.
Spike are a no no but a 10" concrete curb might be okay :)
 

Hudson

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This is working okay for now just fine...thinking of cement 4 foot deep set columns with tastefully planted forsythia around them.......
 

jnoble

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How about a big novelty dinosaur out there too? Maybe put a cute little sign in it's arms "Please Slow Down!" :action-sm
 

tattered

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Is a speed bump those things ment to slow people down that I dont even touch my brakes for because I drive a f150
 

Don the Radio Guy

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People drive over your lawn to avoid a speed bump? What kind of assholes do you live amongst?
 

HandPanzer

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It's not funny man, I really messed up my car.
 

Pigdango

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Is a speed bump those things ment to slow people down that I dont even touch my brakes for because I drive a f150
Do you notice the small children when you hit them or just when you have to hose off your tires?
 
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you need to have a camera rolling 24/7 on that speed bump/sign
If you have already spent a fortune in the lawn ornaments this might be the way to go. IP cameras are coming down in price now even for the outdoor rated ones. Depending on the distance to a "choke point" in the street/yard where they would drive around the bump. License plate recognition can be tough to do without spending good money though, that is more about the lens though.
 

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Do you notice the small children when you hit them or just when you have to hose off your tires?
Oh come on I might be an asshole jersey driver but I dont fly over them nor do I speed in a residential area. I just dont have to slow down to 2mph to get over them like some fag in a prius I just keep doing the speed limit.
 

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Had a wall put in yet? Nobody should be bumbling about your property in their motor vehicle to avoid a simple speed bump.
 

Hudson

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Had a wall put in yet? Nobody should be bumbling about your property in their motor vehicle to avoid a simple speed bump.
Of a sort...Japanese Boxwoods with 6 foot rebar in the ground 3 feet. Should grow together into a nice shrub..
 

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Those 8 foot Deco Walls look nice.