Half in the Wackbag: The Street Fighter Double Feature- Sat. May 11 @ 9 PM

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OK, so here's a question since I don't remember: Why is Guile the lead character? Did they not know anything about Street Fighter? That's like making Toad the star of the Super Mario Brothers movie. Or is this explained away at the beginning or some shit like "Ken and Ryu were killed by M. Bison and now Guile's out for revenge"? Because I'm pretty sure it isn't the latter.
 

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OK, so here's a question since I don't remember: Why is Guile the lead character? Did they not know anything about Street Fighter? That's like making Toad the star of the Super Mario Brothers movie. Or is this explained away at the beginning or some shit like "Ken and Ryu were killed by M. Bison and now Guile's out for revenge"? Because I'm pretty sure it isn't the latter.
Wait until tomorrow.
 

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Let me rediscover the stupid reason myself haha. I'm sure it'll be fantastic.
I can assure you its not. Its not even verbally discussed ill put it that way. Its the situation
 

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Is Chun Li on Netflix? I definitely wont make the first movie, but might make the second.
 

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Guile is the lead because Jean Claude Van Damme plays him?
 

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I may decide to do these films while watching TV with my mom. We could get her insights on these shit movies.

Where can we acquire these films?
 

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Piratebay? That is where I got mine.

Oooooooooooh Momma Lehecka. I'm marking out, bro.
 

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I may decide to do these films while watching TV with my mom. We could get her insights on these shit movies.

Where can we acquire these films?
You could always pop them up on a streaming site if needed.


By the way, people - I have the unrated version of The Legend of Chun Li. Hopefully that means Kristen Kreuk tits, but probably not. :(
 

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Fuck you guys again for movie choices that I just happened to have in my collection. This hurts, you know?

Neon, what are you doing differently when you tag users? They show up as clickable links in Tapatalk. Everyone else's show up as the word USER in square brackets along with their user ID number.
 

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Fuck you guys again for movie choices that I just happened to have in my collection. This hurts, you know?

Neon, what are you doing differently when you tag users? They show up as clickable links in Tapatalk. Everyone else's show up as the word USER in square brackets along with their user ID number.
That's the bbcode (or whatever the equivalent is on this software) but it's supposed to automatically display it like that. Not doing anything different.

And Street Fighter is on your list of things to watch? It's been out for 19 years.
 

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And Street Fighter is on your list of things to watch? It's been out for 19 years.
Not a list. I mean I actually downloaded them at some point with the intention of watching them "for real".

It's almost like you're going through my porn and chuckling.
 

LiddyRules

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It's almost like you're going through my porn and chuckling.
Better than going through someone's porn collection and saying "that explains everything and nothing."
 

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Not a list. I mean I actually downloaded them at some point with the intention of watching them "for real".
I hardly think it's fair to criticize me haha. This movie in particular has been notorious for a long time. Hell, it wasn't even universally loved when it first came out, so it isn't like it simply doesn't hold up. Definitely has some fun action (if I remember correctly).
 

LiddyRules

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To the best of my knowledge, I have never seen Street Fighter 1 or 2.
 

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Did you guys know there was a direct-to-VHS Twister 2 starring Tom Sizemore?
 

LiddyRules

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Did you guys know there was a direct-to-VHS Twister 2 starring Tom Sizemore?
It's not on his IMDB and not referenced in Twister (1996) connections.
 

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Gah, way to spoil the fun.
 

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No, I was just going for a dumb joke.