Half in the Wackbag Viewing Thread 5/22/13: Batman Returns with Pigdango!

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I was thinking about this movie, and I'm pretty sure it sucks. So to warm up for tomorrow's big event, I've decided to watch this tonight. I don't know if anyone else shares my opinion that it might suck, but I figured I'd throw it out there. Probably going to start around 10pm est. Sorry for the late notice, but I literally just decided to do this.

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Whoever else is bored...

If you feel like joining, I can probably start later if need be, but not much earlier.
 

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And it doesn't suck in a filmmaking sense. Personally feel it's a horrible choice for HitWB. It'll just be there. There are a couple of ridiculous moments, but overall, it was passable. Nothing like the shitstorm we have planned tomorrow.
 

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I'm out too. Already been up for like 14 hours and was at work about 10 of them. I was going to go see Star Trek tonight despite all that but the girl I was going with is a bit under the weather so we postponed to Sunday.
 

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And it doesn't suck in a filmmaking sense. Personally feel it's a horrible choice for HitWB. It'll just be there. There are a couple of ridiculous moments, but overall, it was passable. Nothing like the shitstorm we have planned tomorrow.
Well you don't have to be a meanie about it. I'm just watching it because I haven't seen it in probably 15-20 years, and thought I'd throw it out there. If it's good it will be a good contrast in the way Superman and Superman II were during the marathon. I'm pretty sure it sucks though.
 

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Well you don't have to be a meanie about it. I'm just watching it because I haven't seen it in probably 15-20 years, and thought I'd throw it out there. If it's good it will be a good contrast in the way Superman and Superman II were during the marathon. I'm pretty sure it sucks though.
Wasn't trying to be too mean about it. You know, you could pair it with Supergirl.
 

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It's not you, it's me. :confused:
 

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I guess it's fitting that the first person on screen in a Solo HitW is Pee Wee Herman, who certainly knows how to have fun by himself.
 

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This movie is fucking atrocious. If Pee Wee Herman and his wife look at each other one more time...
 

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Maybe a Batman fan can explain to me if this was really the origin of the Penguin - he was dropped in a sewer? That can't be right. How does one become a Penguin from being in a sewer? Shouldn't he be a lizard or something?
 

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You know you're in for an exciting movie when the opening scene is of a little bassinet floating slowly through a sewer.
 

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This sort of reminds me of Birdemic's opening scene.
 

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Maybe a Batman fan can explain to me if this was really the origin of the Penguin - he was dropped in a sewer? That can't be right. How does one become a Penguin from being in a sewer? Shouldn't he be a lizard or something?
 

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How do the Penguins get the baby out of the bassinet?
 

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Christopher Walken looks ridiculous.
 

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So our Super Villain plot is...moar electricity?
 

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See I get it, because Michelle Pfeiffer is mousy, then she becomes a catty.
 

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What's the deal with Arnold Schwarznegger Jr as Walken's son?
 

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WE GET IT WITH THE CAT HEAD