"Half Ton Man" on TLC

FAZ8218

Good eeeeeeeevening.
Wackbag Staff
Feb 10, 2006
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Anyone else watching this friggin monster on TLC????
 

FAZ8218

Good eeeeeeeevening.
Wackbag Staff
Feb 10, 2006
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Hahaha. He's married too. They've never had sex because he's too huge. WHAT THE FUCKKKK!
 

BravoSierra

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Hahaha. He's married too. They've never had sex because he's too huge. WHAT THE FUCKKKK!
I would LOVE to see a video of them trying to have sex for the first time. And the look of disappointment on her face.
 

FAZ8218

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Feb 10, 2006
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I dont know if my stomach could handle that.
 
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I would LOVE to see a video of them trying to have sex for the first time. And the look of disappointment on her face.
You have to realize that his wife is a whale too. Im not sure you could find her vag without the help of 9 miners from Utah and lots of 4x4s for structural support.:action-sm
 

FAZ8218

Good eeeeeeeevening.
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Feb 10, 2006
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Oceanside, NY
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You have to realize that his wife is a whale too. Im not sure you could find her vag without the help of 9 miners from Utah and lots of 4x4s for structural support.:action-sm
Hahaha. She was pretty big too. My girlfriend was like "Why would she marry him?" I said, its easy... he's the only person who could make her feel skinny. :icon_mrgr