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Hansel and Gretl: Witch Hunters

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by justifyyourgarb, Sep 5, 2012.

  1. justifyyourgarb

    justifyyourgarb You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.

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    It looks cool, but strange.

    Looks a lot like the Brothers Grimm, but they cast Renner instead of Damon, and a girl instead of the Heath Ledger.
    It's about missing children, and has Peter Stormare as the disliked local.
     
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  2. mascan42

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    That could be the worst thing I've seen in quite some time. Looks like the worst parts of Van Helsing and Brothers Grimm thrown into one big incoherent mess.
     
  3. transit grinder

    transit grinder Baglin' with the Sex

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    Did that Jack the Giantkiller movie ever come out?
     
  4. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    I'm torn

    The movie looks like shit, but they used NIN in the trailer so I was pumped just from that...
     
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    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    Potential issues with the movie aside, that's a horrible trailer. It doesn't know how it wants to portray the movie and spends more time on all the different weapons than anything else. Then again, that may be a pretty good representation of the actual film.
     
  6. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Renner really will just take any 'ol fucking thing.
     
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    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I read that they were aiming for a PG-13 but decided to go with an R because it tested better. So that's a good thing.
     
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    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    At least it's bloody.
     
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    Hell yeah, I'll watch that. I love shitty movies.
     
  11. Fustercluck

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    It's got Renner, I'm in.
     

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