Hansel and Gretl: Witch Hunters


You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.
It looks cool, but strange.

Looks a lot like the Brothers Grimm, but they cast Renner instead of Damon, and a girl instead of the Heath Ledger.
It's about missing children, and has Peter Stormare as the disliked local.
Last edited by a moderator:


Registered User
That could be the worst thing I've seen in quite some time. Looks like the worst parts of Van Helsing and Brothers Grimm thrown into one big incoherent mess.


Free Shit / Socialism 2016
I'm torn

The movie looks like shit, but they used NIN in the trailer so I was pumped just from that...


Wackbag's Best Conservative
Potential issues with the movie aside, that's a horrible trailer. It doesn't know how it wants to portray the movie and spends more time on all the different weapons than anything else. Then again, that may be a pretty good representation of the actual film.


I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Renner really will just take any 'ol fucking thing.


The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
I read that they were aiming for a PG-13 but decided to go with an R because it tested better. So that's a good thing.


Wackbag's Best Conservative
At least it's bloody.


In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
Hell yeah, I'll watch that. I love shitty movies.