Happy At Home - Jimmy's lost Autobiography

#2
Jesus Christ please tell me thats a real book
 

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
#4
What a crock of very thinly veiled religious bullshit
 

norton23

Opie And Anthony Always Win In The End
#5
Wait,,,his uncle ***** him, he tells his counselor,,,the guy isn't arrested,,,,and being gay is wrong.

I like it! Except the guy should of been arrested for touching the lil guy. WOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!
 

wackbagette

A classy cunt that misses MJ
#8
True...what's missing is the page where 20 years later he leaves his wife and kids for a 23-year old hairdresser named Ramon, opening up a fantastic B&B in New Hope, PA that not only pays for his patronage of the local art scene but a hefty alimony and regular doses of AZT.
 

Kris_LTRMa

LoseTheRadio.net's Ma
#9
Wait,,,his uncle ***** him, he tells his counselor,,,the guy isn't arrested,,,,and being gay is wrong.

I like it! Except the guy should of been arrested for touching the lil guy. WOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!
What a lovely "fairy" tale this was ....

At the very least the father should've beaten the crap out of the uncle
 
#10
Saudi Marriage 'Expert' Advises Men in 'Right Way' to Beat Their Wives
Friday, November 02, 2007


Move over, Dr. Phil, there's a new relationship expert in town.

He's Saudi author and cleric, "Dr." Muhammad Al-'Arifi, who in a remarkable segment broadcast on Saudi and Kuwaiti television in September, counseled young Muslim men on how to treat their wives.

"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."

And if that doesn't work?

"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.

"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.


He goes on to calmly explain to the young men that hitting their future wives in the face is a no-no.

"Beating in the face is forbidden, even when it comes to animals," he explained. "Even if you want your camel or donkey to start walking, you are not allowed to beat it in the face. If this is true for animals, it is all the more true when it comes to humans. So beatings should be light and not in the face."

His final words of wisdom?

"Woman, it has gone too far. I can't bear it anymore," he tells the men to tell their wives. "If he beats her, the beatings must be light and must not make her face ugly.

"He must beat her where it will not leave marks. He should not beat her on the hand... He should beat her in some places where it will not cause any damage. He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left.

"Unfortunately, many husbands beat their wives only when they get mad, and when they start beating, it as if they are punching a wall – they beat with their hands, right and left, and sometimes use their feet. Brother, it is a human being you are beating. This is forbidden. He must not do this."

Take that, Match.com!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Those wacky towel heads, I tell ya.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,307680,00.html
 
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