Happy Birf to me

outcry

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Great 26th bday. I feel old. Just waiting for my gf to come home from work for sex. Sorry AtlantaHardcore.
 

DrewDown

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Happy birf. I got this for you

I hope it fits.
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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I'm not sure if I know you, which means you're probably not a cunt, so birf, etc.
 

lajikal

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Who is this? Fucking up my Wackbag experience?
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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I am a cunt, though.
Then fuck you and your birthday. I hope you get a paper cut on the tip of your dick trying to get the scent from a magazine perfume ad on it.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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#16
Birf and since you're a cunt can you go fuck yourself?


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