Happy Birthday, Three Hole Puncher!

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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Jun 22, 2004
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Happy Birthday Three Hole Puncher !

May Odin give you knowledge on your path,
May Thor grant you strength and courage on your way,
And may Loki give you laughter as you go.
 

tattered

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Aug 22, 2002
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BiRF! May Odin make this day great
 

somnarium

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Birf, sir!
 

JoeyDVDZ

That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!
Aug 20, 2004
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Birfdey, humble narrator!
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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Feb 20, 2006
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Its probably not even his birfday, the liar.

Birf!
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
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I'm not sure what Three Hole Puncher has planned for this special day, but it will likely involve alcohol and a silly hat; very little touching.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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I lived another year, an amazing achievement. I'm one step closer to my grave.

I appreciate your kind sentiments, and now I'll invite you to go blow it out your asses.

I'm an adult male... I leave the flimsy excuses to eat cake , get drunk, and celebrate one's own existence to the silly broads. Me... I've got plenty better flimsy excuses to get drunk.

Now that I've insulted and depressed everybody... happy birthday to me!

:action-sm
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
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birf
 

Danesy

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Just found out... sorry for being late you little degenerate!

Happy Birf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better late than never. :rolleyes: