Happy Father's Day!

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Aug 23, 2002
42,691
9,685
848
#3
lol... i so want to go do something "fatherly" but quite frankly i would rather just sit home alone and jerk off.
 

Mindslayer

Best in the Biz
May 4, 2006
10,099
9
0
Staten Island, NY
#4
Today is my first Fathers Day and Im loving it. Going to Harold's in Jersey for lunch to eat like the fat fuck that I am.
Anyway, Happy Fathers Day to all!
 
Aug 12, 2005
33,357
1,287
623
PA
#6
Happy Fathers day, dads.
 

distortion9

Satellite Of Hate
Dec 12, 2001
4,925
8
368
NY
#7
My first Fathers day as well...going out to Jamesport Winery to get loaded on wine, beer and oysters.

Happy Fathers day Wackdads.
 

Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
Jan 23, 2006
10,385
419
243
Land of hicks and rubes.
#9
I got a big breakfest made by my daughter, who promptly asked to borrow $100 after clearing the table. Oh well, a $100 poorer, but the bacon was out-fucking-standing.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Aug 23, 2002
42,691
9,685
848
#10
i bought my self a lobster
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
Feb 20, 2006
59,523
19,737
513
jersey
#13
I found out that my mother signed my and my brothers name on a card to her boyfriends fathers day card. My father passed years ago and her boyfriend only has kids by two other women. Congrats to you baggers who are good fathers, but otherwise fuck fathers day.
 
Dec 4, 2010
3,596
2
0
Glassboro, NJ
#14
I found out that my mother signed my and my brothers name on a card to her boyfriends fathers day card. My father passed years ago and her boyfriend only has kids by two other women. Congrats to you baggers who are good fathers, but otherwise fuck fathers day.
That would fucking enrage me.
 

Ego

The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head
Feb 15, 2005
4,339
700
628
Elkton, MD
#16
I gave birth to a few crayons in the bathroom this morning. Does that make me a daddy?
 
Dec 4, 2010
3,596
2
0
Glassboro, NJ
#17
I agree. Then again it could make the boyfriend feel shitty because they didn't care to get him one so she had to and she had to sign their names.
He's the boyfriend to a women with adult children. Expecting any sort of Fathers Day acknowledgment from them would be fucking creepy.
 

Ego

The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head
Feb 15, 2005
4,339
700
628
Elkton, MD
#18
I agree. Then again it could make the boyfriend feel shitty because they didn't care to get him one so she had to and she had to sign their names.
The boyfriend doesn't have much right or reason to feel any kind of way. They're not his kids, and he has no reason to expect anything like that from them.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
Feb 20, 2006
59,523
19,737
513
jersey
#19
I agree. Then again it could make the boyfriend feel shitty because they didn't care to get him one so she had to and she had to sign their names.
The boyfriend doesnt feel shitty and there is no need to add my or my brothers name to any card for him. He is kind of a dickhead. That being said, my father is dead, no man will ever get a fathers day card from me ever again. Sorry to be such a buzzkill.

Happy fathers day, baggers!