Has your boss ever hit on you?

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#1
Has your boss ever hit on you?
What happened?
 

THE FEZ MAN

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#2
ive been hit buy a boss. and often verbally abused but never actually hit on, for some reason im either oblivious at women making passes at me or it just doesn't happen
 

Mags

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Oct 22, 2004
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#3
Yes. I told him I was straight so he promised not to come in my mouth. Boy, was I suprised when....wait I was told to never tell anyone.
 

krisko

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Jul 29, 2005
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when i was 17 the general manager of my company asked me to come into his office, he used his finger as if saying "come hither" when i came in he said "i just made you cum with my finger". hahaha so funny...I was underage, he was a pervert, and my dad is the CFO of he company and had the authority to fire him and yet this asshole was still hitting on me. He has since been fired (not because of that incident)
 

rowdy

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Dec 9, 2005
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#5
when I was an 18 year old stockboy @ wallyworld I went drinking with the asst mgr and nailed her at her apt. Good times
 

commish13

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#6
Never been hit on, but we all used to hit on this one manager at our store. She was a hot olderish woman (couldn't have been older than 36) and also had a really hot daughter who was our age (16, 17). She flirted back, too, which was cool. She was awesome.
 

mikeybot

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#7
Briefly dated one of my managers(female, asses) when I worked at a music store.
 

fkornre

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#8
when i was a mechanic at strauss one of the store manager trainee's wanted to fuck me...so I did :) but that was a while ago...
 

poppAwoody

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May 23, 2006
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#9
yes by a female boss when I was like 22 and I used to fool around with my male boss' secretary in the stairwell as she would come down and hit on me daily. oh yea also a manager at Mcdonalds when I was 17-18 but she was fat so I ignored her, lol
 

LiddyRules

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Jun 1, 2005
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This is a skewed poll. You're asking mostly guys. Guys will think if a boss in a low cut top gives them an assignment, it's an invitation for sex.
 

striker

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Mar 10, 2005
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#11
No, but his sister, who is also my boss and who also does payroll has hit on me
 

Beeman99

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#12
I'm my own boss, and I try not to hit on my employees, gf doesn't like it.
 

Puffy_McScrote

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Aug 3, 2006
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#13
Yep. My first work study assignment in college I hooked up with my boss - she was 38 and a MILF. Good times, but the fact she had a 16yo daughter was kind of weird.
 

Lil'GlubGlub

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Sep 3, 2004
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#17
I had a manager who used to slap my ass. he also told me he wanted to buy me a massage with happy ending and watch. It was probably the only time I turned down free sex.
 

Hate & Discontent

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Aug 22, 2005
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Years ago I was banging the assistant manager at the music store I worked in. She was 9 years older than I was (I was almost 19 at the time), and hory as fuck so I nailed her. Have had MUCH better since.
 

Hydrosludge

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#21
When I was a teenager I got the bosses 22 year old daughter after I was fired.

When I was a junior NCO I was hit on but never followed through with the OIC’s advancements. There was no grey area. My NCOIC kept harassing me why I didn’t give her what she wanted. What pissed me off the most is the fact that while I was TDY she got ejected from the Air Force for other reasons. She was one of the best looking officers I had ever seen in my life. If I had known she was going to throw away her career, I would have hit it. I could have rationalized that it really wasn’t fraternization
 

Hey_Asshole

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#22
Not really, but he, yes i said he, has tried to grab my dick more than once. But he said he was only joking. Everyone at work swears he's gay, but he says he isnt. I think i need to explain "no homo" to him.
 

Lil'GlubGlub

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Sep 3, 2004
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#23
Not really, but he, yes i said he, has tried to grab my dick more than once. But he said he was only joking. Everyone at work swears he's gay, but he says he isnt. I think i need to explain "no homo" to him.
If you explain it to him, you give him an out and an open invitation to harrass you.
 

Bralio

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Apr 13, 2005
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#24
Not really, but he, yes i said he, has tried to grab my dick more than once. But he said he was only joking. Everyone at work swears he's gay, but he says he isnt. I think i need to explain "no homo" to him.
*Master Po voice*

"perhaps you may wanna do more than that, Jim..."
 

BullsLawDan

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Feb 9, 2006
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When I was a junior NCO I was hit on but never followed through with the OIC’s advancements. There was no grey area. My NCOIC kept harassing me why I didn’t give her what she wanted. What pissed me off the most is the fact that while I was TDY she got ejected from the Air Force for other reasons. She was one of the best looking officers I had ever seen in my life. If I had known she was going to throw away her career, I would have hit it. I could have rationalized that it really wasn’t fraternization
Assume for a second some of us spent our formative years screwing around (apparently with our bosses) instead of serving our country in the military and retype this without all the fucking abbreviations... :action-sm

Workplace fucking was never my thing but in my illustrious career I managed to snag one pretty hot somewhat older boss. She had been coming on to me for a while, and after we did it she kept calling outside of work but at work was too embarrassed to look at me... hysterical.

On a related note: I used to give tours of the college that I went to. God damn was that a great gig. I lost count how many impressionable high school seniors and recent grads I snagged doing that.