Movie Hellboy: Rise of the Blood Queen - March 2019 (R-Rated Reboot) (Dir: Neil Marshall, Starring David Harbour)


I Think I'll Eat An Apple
That was so bad, it's not even worth HitWing. At 2 hours, it feels long and drawn out and so, so boring. I felt like I fell asleep twice during the movie because that's how easy it is to zone out of it. They introduce so many stories and storylines that go nowhere. The main storyline about the Blood Queen is the least interesting of all of them. And the end is so anti-climactic it felt like the mid-movie climax. The best part is a cameo by Thomas Hayden Church. And there are three The Game Is Ons - one in the movie, and one in each of the credits sequences.