Hell's Kitchen 2011:

#2
New season starts tonight. Just a reminder.
I'm assuming DVR caught it. I don't want to miss the one gimmick cook they bring on for one ep.
The black dude on the blue team cracks me up... He looks like if Crab Man from My Name is Earl got a haircut.
Ugh Elise is such ghetto trash. I had enough of cunts like her when I lived in the Bronx.
Can someone lock this and I will start a new thread? The title says it all.
Elise is probably my favorite hated reality TV personality ever. I hate her more than Omarosa and Mahsa combined.
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ginaf20697

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#3
I love that Ramsay got everyone to vote against Elise and then left her there for even more catfights.
 

Cybouncer

Not Fat, Big Boned!
#4
I like Gook Gina.

I also love it when Chef Scott flips out on the contestants. Every season he's good for 1 or 2.

That being said, this is probably the worst collection of talent so far.
 
#5
I like Gook Gina.

I also love it when Chef Scott flips out on the contestants. Every season he's good for 1 or 2.

That being said, this is probably the worst collection of talent so far.
I can't believe the sous chef on the red team let Elise get away with talking shit to her like that. Scott would have fucked her up.

Worst talent pool? No fucking way. Last season and the season before were WAY worse. They had a fucking Waffle House cook in one of them... Horrid.
 

Falldog

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#6
It's painful to watch when the far superior show, Master Chef, is on right after it.
 
#7
It's painful to watch when the far superior show, Master Chef, is on right after it.
It really is horribly sad that the "amateur" chefs on Master Chef have so much more talent than the "professional" chefs on Hell's Kitchen.
 

Falldog

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#8
Yesterday's episode was brutal, but by did those chefs fuck up.
 

kloraferm

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#9
I've never understood the appeal of cooking shows.
 
#10
"Hell's Kitchen" is less about cooking than watching a hotheaded perfectionist yelling at a bunch of morons. Why do I like cooking shows? Because I like food.

Anyway, I'm missing this season. Between WWE Raw and Anthony Bourdain, my Monday nights are full.

And Scott scares me more than Ramsay.
 
#11
So fucking happy they're finally all turning on Elise and letting Carrie off the hook. That was pissing me off.
 

Falldog

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#12
How about Master Chef trolling everyone into thinking Christian was getting booted?
 

Mother Shucker

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#13
"Hell's Kitchen" is less about cooking than watching a hotheaded perfectionist yelling at a bunch of morons. Why do I like cooking shows? Because I like food.
I work during the show, but with the magic of the intrawebs, I go to the FOX website and watch it the next day.
 
#14
How about Master Chef trolling everyone into thinking Christian was getting booted?
I'll be very happy if Christian wins the whole thing. The dude's a bad ass, there's no reason he shouldn't act like it. It's not like those judges weren't the same fucking way, they wouldn't be where they are now if they weren't. (Well, Joe maybe. His mom was a famous TV chef... apparently. I'd never heard of her)
 

Fustercluck

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#15
I'll be very happy if Christian wins the whole thing. The dude's a bad ass, there's no reason he shouldn't act like it. It's not like those judges weren't the same fucking way, they wouldn't be where they are now if they weren't. (Well, Joe maybe. His mom was a famous TV chef... apparently. I'd never heard of her)
Exactly, Christian is the only one who has a commanding chef attitude. Most of those other dweebs would be talked down to by their sous chefs. Any chef who has a money making fine dining restaurant is a prick of the highest caliber because that's the attitude needed to succeed. My way or the highway.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

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#16
The fat judge on Masterchef seems like a nice guy, but he adds absolutely nothing to the show. Well, he does look ridiculous dressing in those clothes while weighing 300. I'd love more than anything to punch him in his giant gut. I know he is engaged, but I find it hard to believe he won't be taking a thick dick in the ass at some point.
 

Fustercluck

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#17
I have no idea who he is, but i call him either Bob's big boy, or comment that he should be trying to summon beetlejuice.




 

Jacuzzi Billy

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#18
I've been watching Gordon's Great Escape. Anyone else seen it? Great show.
 

Fustercluck

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#19
it reminds me a bit too much of an Anthony Bourdain ripoff
 
#20
it reminds me a bit too much of an Anthony Bourdain ripoff
That seems to be the formula lately, though. Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares got ripped off by the dark haired dude, and every other cooking contest type show has 20 clones.
 
#21
About time they got rid of the black dude.

But on Master Chef, holy shit was that cool of Joe to offer Derrek to meet up with him in NY and set him up with a job. It's cool when the show's ass hole lets a wall down like that and hooks somebody up.
 

Falldog

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#22
Yeah, he's set up pretty well. That's why I like Master Chef.

Looks like hot chick gets bumped off next week.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

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#23
Yeah, he's set up pretty well. That's why I like Master Chef.

Looks like hot chick gets bumped off next week.
By "hot chick" do you mean Suzy? I used to hate her, still do, but I really want to give her a good rogering the more I see her.
 

Falldog

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#24
By "hot chick" do you mean Suzy? I used to hate her, still do, but I really want to give her a good rogering the more I see her.
Nah, the skinny tall one. Tracy I think it was.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

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#25
Jennifer used to be pretty hot too. Looks like she was Miss Delaware...
 
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