Help Plan Earl's Weekly 25% Parties

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Earl isn't quitting. But we must make sure this doesn't go away.

Let's use this thread help the show use Earl's great AMEX Platinum.

What are some places they should go to? What should they get?

Need to plan this for a few months out!
 
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Fly the staff out to Europe to see Lou Reed.
 

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Hire some competent contractors to build the studio in a timely fashion.
 

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Dress in something besides black.
 

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Quit your job and let someone who's able to do it come in.
 

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two words: Sambo party

Shoe polish
red lipstick
wotty-melon
KFC
Rented Tuxes
Shucking lessons
Fatherless Children
 

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Dress in something besides black.
A nice white tux complete with tophat, tails, gloves, and a white cane?
 

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I like the food gimick


This week pizza, next week thai, week after cajun, week after soul, week after sushi.......... They can keep this up for a LONG time without getting back to pizza
 

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Just make Earl hand the money over to Mr. Bennington.

He can piss it away better than anyone.
 
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#12
How about Earl flips the bill for some nice suits for Ron, Fez, Pitz and Dave. They'll look great in the studio. With no one being able to see them on the radio, it helps waste the money rather than spend it wisely.

Or how about go to a book store and buy every remaining copy of Happy Endings.

"Why do I need more than one copy of a book? In case I want to read it more than once".
 

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If this were 10 years ago, Earl could have thrown a Freddie Mercury-style party with midgets walking around with plates of coke on their heads... oh, the good old days.
 

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At the next event, Earl buys everyone a round of drinks!

Drinking at the Hard Rock is 'spensive!
 

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I think that Earl's 25% parties should harness all the available types of parties and combine them into one giant exotic extravaganza.

Tea parties
Animal games
Puppet shows
Pixie Sticks
Crumpets

And of course and it goes without saying...

THERE
WILL
BE
BOWLING
 

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seriously...
earl should hire a grad student familiar with radio stations (former intern?)
and able to put in writing a lesson plan for future interns
that earl can follow step-by-step with each new intern 'class'...

requiring no independant thought or donations to the plan...
earl will only have to turn a page each day..
and follow the instuctions...

and stop making himself 'indispensable' to the show...
for job security...
share the load....
 

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Haha haha, Rooster and Nico mentioned some ridiculous thing about Laser Tag today (that Earl was gonna bring the staff)

What year is this? '84?
 

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I didn't hear that, dam. maybe a moon bounce thursday?
 

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Earl's idea of a group party #27

a see saw and a case of wine coolers. ..."he's out there,.." -The Gawker
 
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