Here's a new person to avoid: the Vegansexual

Simby19

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Vegansexual: Vegans who won't have sex with meat-eaters.



Wow.



A new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme.

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals. ......

http://www.stuff.co.nz/AAMB4/aamsz=300x44_MULTILINK/4147483a6009.html




Has anyone ever met one of these silly geese?
 

THE FEZ MAN

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hmmm, i wonder if they swallow
 

Sinn Fein

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I forsee unshaven pits and legs... And, worst of all of course, a Freddie "Boom-Boom" Washington syle 'fro down below.

Yeech!
 

Plunkies

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Do people not realize that many animals are killed in the growing of fruits/vegetables?
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
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consciously being idots is what makes us human.
 

LiddyRules

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Good news. I don't think that these vegansexuals are going to be coming up to the lot of you.
 

Mommadeez4u

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"Sorry honey, my semen has a chicken stock base....geeeeeeeesh!"
 

Plunkies

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Good news. I don't think that these vegansexuals are going to be coming up to the lot of you.
For your information self-important cunts happen to find me very attractive.
 
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Damn, they are really bored down there.
 

SatansCheerledr

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I'm going to rip open their hacky-sacks and stumble around screaming, "I'm made of cow corpse!" while I toss the lentels inside right in there sallow, emaciated faces.
 

Slow Bollards

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I worked with a guy that was like this to an extent. I think that by natural selection he mainly was with other vegans because of his circle of friends. I remember him commenting that the girls he had dated who ate meat tasted "off" to him.
 

Creasy Bear

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The patchouli stink is enough to keep the omnivores away.
 
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PURELY ORGASMIC

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Meat - shmeat!

I've always confessed, I'm a meat eating Buddhist...It's like this, the meat is already dead! I didn't kill the cow or lamb or pig or other delicious meaty animal! It's dead already, hellloooooooooooooooooo. I don't believe in waste! So I eat it, it's the karma of the animal killer that killed it!

Another confession! I still swat flies and stamp on spiders! :icon_roll I know, another reason I won't attain Buddhahood in this life time! :D I'd eat them too if they tasted good but I remember my brother force feeding me a spider when I was about six and it wasn't nice tasting at all! Wait, there was no salt and pepper on it...hmmm off to catch me some spiders.......
 

Haeder

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[Opie]Here's the obvious line[Opie]

What about people that stopped having sex with vegetables, like Michael Schiavo?
 
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PURELY ORGASMIC

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goshy

[Opie]Here's the obvious line[Opie]

What about people that stopped having sex with vegetables, like Michael Schiavo?
Now that's just sick to stop that! :D