Hi. My Name is Andrew, and I play Varisty Basketball

Turtle

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"I want to go to Northwestern or LSU next year."

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
 

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
Jul 25, 2005
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#4
I contribute all my success to my Daddy and the extra chromosome he gave me
 

askewcore

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I'm surprised no one on the other team played D on him when he got the ball, retard or not, no one gets an opener jumper.

They should just strap a football helmet on this waterhead. He would be a crazy hammer, then he could get into Ohio State, its like you need academic standards if you can play ball.
 

Ant's_rapier

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Jan 19, 2006
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Andrew: I don't know if I'm going to North Eastern or LSU or Washington State.

Very next line By his sister: Andrew is going to be working at Haniford grocery store.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 

matrix80

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Going to crush his little spirit when nobody high fives him in the group home.
 

Vyce

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Feb 11, 2006
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I'm surprised no one on the other team played D on him when he got the ball, retard or not, no one gets an opener jumper.
See, not me. I'm not that hard-hearted.

Let him fucking have it. Let him have fucking SOMETHING in life. He got screwed by god, genetics, whatever, enough already.
 

MACHINE1376

Thin out the herd...
Apr 23, 2007
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ahh the retard guilt........I don't know which is better, the dashed hopes and dreams in dad's eyes, or the remarkable resemblance to his awful chipmunk faced mother...
 

Kid Brock

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Jul 26, 2005
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See, not me. I'm not that hard-hearted.

Let him fucking have it. Let him have fucking SOMETHING in life. He got screwed by god, genetics, whatever, enough already.

What about the normal kid who was the final cut so the high school wouldn't get sued for not letting Super-tard on the team? I say that is who truly got screwed.