hilarious bizarre McDonalds training video

jnoble

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Two things:
First, this guy is really too jazzed about getting paid minimum wage to clean the local fast food joint.
Second, this thing is rife with sexual overtones...
"Yeah, that's right....BUFF THAT WINDOW! Maybe you'll see McC!":huh::icon_lol:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoBc-eNZO6k[/media]
 

Motor Head

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#2
Thank god I never worked for McD's. That training video was enough to make me shit on the floor and walk out on orientation.

What a McCunt. Do you see McCunt? Yes, there is the McCunt, its the idiot in the mirror that takes pride in scrubbing shitters for $5.00 an hour.
 

Hog's Big Ben

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#3
What's with the laughing and the running commentary?
 

burky79

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that was harder to watch than 2grls1cup!

I didn't even make it through the whole thing!

So douchey I wanna puke
 

CougarHunter

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I remember watching about a dozen of these damn things back in the day. They were all this bad. I should have stolen them.
 

Budyzir

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What's with the laughing and the running commentary?
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, had the impression that this was some kind of shit SNL bit.

I remember watching about a dozen of these damn things back in the day. They were all this bad. I should have stolen them.
So this is for real ?!?!?!?! I can't fathom that suit somewhere thought this had any hint of educational value. This cant be for real. :icon_eek:
 

Sct Ptersns Twn

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They need these films/DVD's in work places now more than ever. Not just @ Mickey D's for custodial duties, but everywhere for everything. Fucking work ethic in this country in the service industry has gone to shit. I mean they have to be douchey and fundamental, those are the retards working @ these places.
 

Newmania

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When I was in high school I worked at a McDonalds. One of the training videos they showed was only about bacon. In another one they wanted us to salt the fried in an "M" fashion. Blech.
 

jnoble

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I can explain that

What's with the laughing and the running commentary?
This was part of the 'Found Film Festival', where crappy old tapes and videos like this are found and screened, sort of like a live version of MST3K. That's why you hear someone say "What an asshole!" when the guy in the white shirt walks away:haha7:
 

weakside

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I remember watching about a dozen of these damn things back in the day. They were all this bad. I should have stolen them.
X2

Yeah, I wish I could have gotten my hands on some of those gems as well. I remember one (I think from Jack in the Box) where the workers were so happy to be providing good customer service that they broke out in dance. I shit you not.