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Hippie Vegan Tofu Lovers...I Need Your Help!

Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by samurai, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    For those who don't know, my Mom has terminal pancreatic cancer, and isn't able to eat what she wants. One of her Doc's said that tofu would be easy to digest, and has some good protein. My problem is making it interesting, yet easy to prepare. I know all about marinating it to infuse flavor, but most of the recipe ideas I see use it as an adjunct with multiple other items which she may not handle well.

    So...I'm looking for ideas using tofu as the only ingredient, or along with one other thing. Bottom line, simple without being completely boring. I have all the cookware and just enough skill to do almost anything, just no experience with bean curd pate. Any idea is welcome.
     
  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Cube it and stir fry it with usual stir fry ingredients then just take out what she cant handle or just take out the tofu. Its a quick and dirty method to get some flavor to stick to that gelatinous mush.
     
  3. Creasy Bear

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    Wrap it in bacon.
     
  4. Kugzilla

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    I do a baked version with BBQ sauce that's pretty good. I do a decent amount of stirfry too, and you can do that pretty easy and tailor it however you want.

    Sorry about your mom's cancer.
     
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    Why would anyone make tofu hummus when hummus is vegan already? Can she have chickpeas? Because chickpeas are a great source of protein and you can substitute it for meat in a ton of recipes.
    EDIT: I found a website that has a list of simple stuff that you could try.
    http://www.savvyvegetarian.com/vegetarian-recipes/tofu-recipes.php

    And sorry to hear about your mother.
     
  7. CougarHunter

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    Not to be a dick, but an honest question.

    Why can she not eat what she wants to? What can possibly go wrong at this point?

    It's like quitting smoking after the stage IV diagnosis.
     
  8. fletcher

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    The pancreas is a digestive organ and I would assume the cancer sort of messes up the whole digestive process. Its not a matter of comfort foods for a terminally obese person, its a matter of being able to just process a meal.
     
  9. samurai

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    Seriously... wrap it in bacon.
     
  11. Hate & Discontent

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    I was fully prepared to trash you for asking about fucking tofu...

    Sorry to hear about your mom. Best of luck with it, I hope she can stay comfortable.
     
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    You can use soft tofu and puree it in with soups or sauces to give richness like cream. Fresh pea soup would be great since they are in season. Sorry about your mom man.
     
  13. Kugzilla

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    That savvyvegetarian site is good. I use it all the time
     
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    dove meat after I shoot it
     
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    Marinade in something like teriyaki sauce, slice thin, fry or grill. Other easy flavors soy sauce, Worcestershire, Italian dressing, balsamic vinegar. Also sorry about your mom....cancer is a cunt.
     
  17. samurai

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    A sincere thanks to everyone making an effort, except one...

    Beerbelly...Go fuck yourself shitcunt. You picked the wrong thread to post in for no fucking reason. Don't take this the wrong way, but, die in a grease fire fucktard. I've finally had it with your uselessness.

    If you have a problem with my assertion...feel free to let me know. Then fucking die.
     
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    Sorry to hear about your moms sir.
     
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    This is something to consider. My stepdad went out from pancreatic cancer and he rode that shit eating steak, bacon, salami, and ice cream with a side of morphine, all the while playing XBOX in his theater and giving very few fucks.

    Just consider trying to keep the deliciousness in mom's life and monitoring the GI distress because it may not be that bad.
     
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    Or course if you have to use the tofu then don't forget to press as much water out as you can.

    Caramelized onions, Thai peanut sauce, and some rice can make something tasty out of that boring-ass tofu.
     
  21. samurai

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    Her appetite is good, and while she's eating she's fine. It's 20 minutes later that she has trouble.

    She had a Jejunostomy several months ago to allow her to eat semi-normal foods, but the tumor compressed her bile duct last month, and the stent they put in has had to be redone. That's why meats, hard to digest foods and high fat are now out. It's not a surprise, but it's not an ideal scenario. I did some pan fried Teriyaki infused tofu last nigh that wasn't too bad. It's a continual work in progress.
     

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