Hitler had a baby

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#1
This was a song I suddenly remembered from being a kid. I can't quite remember all the lyrics. Does anyone else know this? I have no idea where it came from anymore. Especially since this was long before the internet.


Here is what i remember.


Hitler had a baby

He named him Tiny Tim

He put him in the toilet

to see if he could swim


He swam to the bottom

He swam to the top

Hitler got excited

And flushed him down the pot


Mary had a steamboat

That steamboat had a bell

Mary pulled the steamhorn

And blew us all to-


Hello operator

Get me number nine

If you disconnect me

I'll kick you in the-


Behind the frigerator

The was a piece of glass

Mary sat upon it

And broke her little-


Ask me no more questions

I'll tell you no more lies

The cows are in the bathroom

Zipping up their flies
 

maz

TRueWDTer
#2
Your Mom had a sick sense of humor
And look how you turned out
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#9
This was a song I suddenly remembered from being a kid. I can't quite remember all the lyrics. Does anyone else know this? I have no idea where it came from anymore. Especially since this was long before the internet.


Here is what i remember.


Hitler had a baby

He named him Tiny Tim

He put him in the toilet

to see if he could swim


He swam to the bottom

He swam to the top

Hitler got excited

And flushed him down the pot


Mary had a steamboat

That steamboat had a bell

Mary pulled the steamhorn

And blew us all to-


Hello operator

Get me number nine

If you disconnect me

I'll kick you in the-


Behind the frigerator

The was a piece of glass

Mary sat upon it

And broke her little-


Ask me no more questions

I'll tell you no more lies

The cows are in the bathroom

Zipping up their flies
South Park had Wendy perform a version of this song way back in "Something You Can Do with Your Finger" (season 4, 2000).

 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#19
So, now that you have all ignored those links.
The back story is that a guy that I worked with for years only listened to swing and big band music, back in the 1980’s his favorites were spike jones and Dr demento
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#22
So, now that you have all ignored those links.
The back story is that a guy that I worked with for years only listened to swing and big band music, back in the 1980’s his favorites were spike jones and Dr demento
I remember all of those and many more.
 
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