Hitting people with your car.

Party Rooster

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I too have been guilty of this. About ten years ago while working in Vegas.

I was leaving my night shift waiter job from the Riviera and was trying to make a right on The Strip when all of a sudden these two old people went right in front of my car. Seconds before I had looked right and they looked like they were waiting for me. It wasn't a light, just a driveway, and then when I looked left I had an opening so I let go of the brake pedal as I looked towards the front of my car and saw this old chick in front me. I slammed on the brakes, but I still hit her.

She wasn't hurt, and they said if I just gave them a ride to the Sahara hotel where they were staying everything would be ok. I gave them a ride and also gave them my contact info expecting to get sued but they never did. Lucky me.
 

kloraferm

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Well, when I was 14 I was hit full on by a car doing about 40mph, so I can say from first hand experience, it's not too much fun.
 

fkornre

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i was not hit hard but when i was working in the shop i was waiving in a customer in her car into the bay...i told her to stop but she decided to take out my knees instead...
 

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I hit a nagger in Hempstead fleeing Models with some liberated merchandise. The road was slick from rain, I leaned on my horn and hit the brakes, he rolled over the hood and kept running with a couple of square badges chasing.
 

AngryHugo

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While at a stoplight, a blind guy came over the crosswalk and smashed right into the side of my car, so I laughed at him.

Then about a week ago, I was going through a green light when a young, black chick walked right in front of my car. I almost nailed her. She stopped and started screaming at me. I again laughed and drove off.

I have been hit several times by cars while out on my bike, and it's terrifying.
 

mik3

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I did the Opie roll on a guy a while back in, for people in jersey that know, Metropark on an Indian guy.

And I almost hit a family of hispanics in Linden Saturday.
 

krisko

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i was turning right but saw a kid coming on his bike so i stopped and he wasn't looking and he slammed right into my car. he looked like a complete ass so he stood up, looked around and tried to look cool, then left. hahahha stupid ass kid
 

Hudson

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I"ll never Forget...pulling up to a call in the rig and some old dope walks out in front of me and starts yelling at me to watch where I am driving...I Yelled over the Siren..."I am aiming for you to raise the American gene pool!"
 

Kool Aid

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hit a deer a few weeks ago, fucking fag deer, i would have rather hit a deer hunter...
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Crushed the back end of a poor kitty who ran in front of my car. Stopped, but he fled the scene pulling himself away with just his front paws.

Hitting people's pets sucks.
 
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some dude tried to reach in my moon roof once. I grabbed onto his arm & popped the clutch. Pulled him to the side of the car & under. I kept going.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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I wish I had heat seeking missiles and an auto tracking electric mini-gattling gun to rain lead (and depleted uranium too) upon evil-doers on the road.
 

gleet

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In college I was driving over to my chick's place into the setting sun. I crossed the big street and as I entered the side street, a guy on a bike rolled up on my hood. I hit the brakes so he would slide off again, which he did. I got out and found him laying there looking at my license plate. He marveled that he was from a neighboring state. I said you realize I just hit you? Oh, no problem. I paid $25 for a new front wheel and gave him a ride.
 

thekidslepthere

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I was driving with my mom a couple years ago and some kid on an old school BMX bike came screaming down a hill out of no where and smashed into the side of the car, flying over the hood.

Lucky for him he was wearing a helmet, the dummy didn't know how to use an older bike that had the breaks on the pedals instead of on the handlebars.
 

MikeMcDouchebag

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At one point in college I drove an 1976 Buick Skylark. It was orange with a white vinyl top, and pretty much the ugliest car ever made. While I was driving on a rural highway to visit a friend of mine, I ran over the corpse of a possum. After I passed it, I looked in my rear view mirror and noticed that the corpse had disappeared. I fleetingly thought, "Hmm...that's a bit odd." When I was getting in my car to come home, I noticed that my car smelled awful. Upon further examination, I found the dead possum attached to my rear tile axle. I drug the damn thing for at least forty miles and then let it set there in the 100 degree heat all day long decomposing and attracting flies. I drove to a dead end road outside of town and used a wooden stick that I had in my trunk to pry the thing loose. I took at least twenty minutes. I left the stick and the dead critter in the middle of the road. My car smelled like dead possum for months afterward. Damn 1970's low rider...
 

Don the Radio Guy

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What if the fantasy of hitting someone involves you driving up on the sidewalk to hit him?
 

Creasy Bear

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Way back when I lived in Albany, NY.

I was young and po' and tooling around town in My Renault LeCar... remember those hunks of French shit?



I'm buzzing down Washington Ave. one day when a slow-movin' nagger wanders out into the street all slow and entitled... as that kind are wont to do. Walks right into the street, doesn't bother to look, middle of the street, not even at a crosswalk. He just saunters out and starts walking down the middle of the street with his back turned to me like he owns the fucking place. Pisses me right the fuck off. My car is worth about the spare change in the cupholder, and at that point in my life I gave not two shits for man nor beast.

I lined up the shot... steadied my speed at about 30mph... zeroed in on him... ignored my cousin who's sitting in the passenger seat beside me screaming for me to WATCH OUT!... swooped in and... SMACK! Right on the schvoog's right ass cheek with the left side mirror. It busted the side mirror clean off, but it was WELL worth it. I looked back and he was on his knees in the road screaming obscenities at me. I kept right on driving away... my cousin and I both laughing so hard I thought I we were both going to die from oxygen starvation.

Ahhh... good times, good times.
 

Chin nuts

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Early 80's I was collecting rent for my dad in the Canarsie area of Brooklyn. To get home I had to drive through Brownsville and East New York Brooklyn. The highest murder/crime spot in New York at the time. I was driving on a narrow street when I came across a huge pile of garbage, furniture and appliances blocking the way. I got out of my car thinking that if I just move this couch out of the way I could make it through. Just as I got out of my car I could hear running footsteps coming toward me. I made it to my car locked the doors just in time and floored it. I had at least 6 moon crickets holding onto my car. I know I ran over a few pair of feet but was thankfull I made it out alive.
 

NotSoFast

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I hit a friend of mine at work in the parking lot. I had a '95 Nissan pickup and he was walking across about 10' in front of me. I revved the motor and he grinned at me...daring me, if you will. So I dumped the clutch and wanted to just spin the tires over a bit as a joke. The goddamned truck launched like it had John Force behind the wheel. Clipped the fucker in the hip and spun him around sending his lunch box intoo the bed of the truck. I sped off when he said he was OK to avoid an ass whipping...
 

Hey_Asshole

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I hit my wife (gf at the time) with the car once. We were in high school, just before the christmas dance, and we had gotten into an arguement while I was driving her home to get ready. She through a fit and got out of the car. I throw it in reverse to tear out of the driveway in a fit of teenage rage, and just as I nailed the gas, I looked in the rear view mirror, and she was there (instead of walking in front of the car to go into the house like she always did, she decided to check the mailbox at the end of the driveway). Too Late, I bumped right into her and slammed on the brakes. She didnt say anything. She just gave me a look I'll never forget (that look a victim gives a murderer just before their last breath), walked into her house and I left. After several phone calls and hangups, I got her to still got to the dance. :icon_mrgr

Oh yea, and my Mom ran over me with the car once....but that is a long story.
 

Dikbag

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I wasn't driving but my friend and I hit a black kid on pupose. There was a big group of them that wanted to beat us up.

Then last year I was making a right on red and couldn't see to the left very well. So I gunned it and kept my eyes to the left and I turned right. When I looked back there was a homless guy on my hood. He didn't even look at me. he just climbed down and walked away.

I guess the only thing more embaressing than hitting someone with you car is being hit by a car.