HitW: Life Itself - Ammy Prime - 2019-01-31

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
So is not leaving a will a theme of this movie?
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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But there's a huge debate over whether the highlight of the movie is the unreliable narrator monologue or the olive oil monologue.
I'm reading RT reviews instead of the subtitles.

A contrived, tone-deaf, misogynistic and violently bizarre work that whiplashes between being a Tarantino wannabe and a quiet indie, with an ending that only works if there was another installment coming next Tuesday.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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REL "I don't follow."

You and everyone else, buddy.
 

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
I'm reading RT reviews instead of the subtitles.

A contrived, tone-deaf, misogynistic and violently bizarre work that whiplashes between being a Tarantino wannabe and a quiet indie, with an ending that only works if there was another installment coming next Tuesday.
So this movie does have an ending.
 

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
ANOTHER FUCKING STORY!?!? WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TRYING TO DO TO US?!?
 

Pigdango

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I'm still here. I didn't think whatever that was would go on so long.
 

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
If you told me the past 20 minutes has been them just staring at one another with no dialogue, I'd buy it.
 

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
Oh God, she just said "life itself."
 

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
She's not smart. Her philosophical musings are childish.
 

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
Why did Amazon release this in theaters? If this just went right to Prime, we would have never considered it and this night wouldn't be ruined.
 

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
Wake me when someone gets hit by a carriage driven by burros.
 

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
That this movie has more subtitles than Roma is only the fifth most surprising thing about it.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
Are they riding the bus that hits Olivia Wilde?
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
So now Rodrigo will meet cute with Dylan and be like "I recognize you from when I saw your mom's belly split wide open"
 

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
So now Rodrigo will meet cute with Dylan and be like "I recognize you from when I saw your mom's belly split wide open"
Then they spend another 40 minutes telling each other their origin story.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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"And then Rodrigo came home to find Antonio Banderas balls deep in his mother and thought 'That's Life Itself!'"
 

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
Did you want to see a movie about an 8 year old with PTSD!?!?
 
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