Holy Shitney

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HAHAHA.

I get it! It's because this piece of shit looks like Britney Spears.
 

moegolden

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We already know that kids who are raised by stage parents nearly always grow up to be fucked up adults, but when you combine that with the unmatched paparazzi crush (nearly anyone could own a digital camera), I think we're seeing a new type of paranoia.

think about it, you can easily make the point that no woman in the history of the world has been followed like Britney has.

- Marilyn Monroe was in a different era, pretty much before there were paparazzi
- Princess Diana was certainly followed alot, but she did have a royal security detail and that was before the digital revolution in which anyone could own a camera.
- Madonna got old before this digital thing got going.
 

sbrainb

Go suck a bag of dicks.
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No seriously... I practically gasped when I saw that photo. She looks like a retarded white Rastafarian with a mildew glaze.
 

blazin

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Dec 9, 2004
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Looks like Michael Jackson to me
 

OandAFanInDC

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if you told anyone she'd end up like this 10 years ago they'd think you were crazy how hard they fall love it.
 

LiddyRules

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Jun 1, 2005
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So? Am I weird because I don't see the big deal.
 

LiddyRules

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Jun 1, 2005
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she needs to stop or she is a going to be R.I.P. It's sad actually.
She's wearing big glasses, bad lipstick and doing a sideways with Wackbag sign, this isn't the end of the world for her.
 
J

Jers

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when exactly does cpr become necrophelia ?
 
Dec 25, 2005
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It was a matter of time before she released her inner hick. Anything before what she is now was totally manufactured IMO.. a wholesome virgin?? Riiiiiight.

I still wanna go huntin for crawdads in teh swamp with her.. but only after I penetrate that ass.
 

Budyzir

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.
Nov 12, 2004
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I honestly didn't recognize her until I read more of the thread.
 

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
Jun 10, 2005
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Is that really her? I thought it was a britney/MJ impersonator.

Someone please photoshop a "WOW" or the "mah lazurs" face in there..
 
Feb 20, 2006
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It was a matter of time before she released her inner hick. Anything before what she is now was totally manufactured IMO.. a wholesome virgin?? Riiiiiight.

I still wanna go huntin for crawdads in teh swamp with her.. but only after I penetrate that ass.


I want to go noodling in her cunt. If I lose a finger I'll pass it around so you guys have a sniff. I am a generous man after all.




.
 

moegolden

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oh boy, there is a new "oopsie" paparazzi pic of her cooter - and it is bloody, ala that time o' month.

and, to paraphrase patrice, "i can not unwatch that."

i saw it at a password-only forum, but i'm sure you guys will see it soon enough.
 

moegolden

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oh boy, there is a new "oopsie" paparazzi pic of her cooter - and it is bloody, ala that time o' month.

and, to paraphrase patrice, "i can not unwatch that."

i saw it at a password-only forum, but i'm sure you guys will see it soon enough.
OK, found it....
NSFW!!!!!

[NSFW]http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britneys_not_pregnant_period-01172008.php[/NSFW]