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Homeless man wins lottery but wants to stay in his tent

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sidesho...1lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QDVGVzdF9BRkM-;_ylv=3
     
  2. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Perhaps he can upgrade to one of these... it's only 5 g's

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  3. Creasy Bear

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    Shouldn't that read "take tent"?

    Yeah, you're going to give it away to other homeless bums alright... when they come drag you out of your tent, kick your skull in and take it.

    Homeless people aren't down-on-their-luck gentle souls. Homeless people are filthy lunatics.
     
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  4. whiskeyguy

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    He actually considered this, which is why he upgraded the security on his tent.

    He purchased a luggage lock for the tent's zipper.
     
  5. d0uche_n0zzle

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  6. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    He'll be dead by next week.
     

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