Hookers and Coke (wnewsgirl do not read)

#1
Good title huh? well i was wondering what was everyone elses take on their favorite sexual positions? I personally prefer the chick on top but some chicks get a little lazy and they have their knees hitting the mattress that is way too fuckin lazy. Ofcourse there's the old doggy style but that works well with chicks with long hair.

Now onto blow jobs this is another touchy situation. Now the tugging is all good and well but you gotta get sloppy on this one ladies. You ever seen how a cobra looks at it's prey before it strikes it? it's head kinda slowly wobbles around it and then they strike it. And if you don't do it to completion then all you are is a dick holder and that doesnt work. You're fuckin lazy i'm sorry. If you do it to completion then that means you were commited to the job and you showed up on time and worked through the job and saw it out to the end.
 
#2
I like when a girl gets on top. I also like to stare at myself in a mirror and flex my muscles while i am doing doggystyle with her.


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FOFOLINA

Registered User
#3
Originally posted by imoverherenow:
I like when a girl gets on top. I also like to stare at myself in a mirror and flex my muscles while i am doing doggystyle with her.


lol jay you got that from the movie American Pysco to damn funny


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#4
Yes i did i forgot to mention that i like to also use a after shave with little or no alcohol.LOL I tell you there is nothing like picking up 2 hookers getting drunk and beating them with a hanger after sex.


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BabyBunni

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#6
Jay, you beat your hookers with a wire hanger too? WOW how ironic lol.
 

WallStTycoon

Registered User
#7
Well since I only have sex with rhino's theres really ony one way and thats me mounting her from behind......Blowjobs????? Thats out of the freaking question
 
#8
One time after sex i beat the girl with a christmas tree!!!LOL


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FOFOLINA

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#9
Lol my God this post is to funny

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#10
well woodfloor i would keep our sex life off the boards if i got some more often, this twice a day stuff is not gonna cut it anymore. I'm sorry, and lets try to keep the replys to the topic of the post dont stray off.
 
#11
I love it anyway, theres no fav. My wife and I as old as we are still do it everyday. One way or another. BUT NO WIRE HANGERSSSSSS<IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm35.gif" border=0>

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I am DIRTY HARRY thats not my real name If I tell ya ill have to kill ya-Have a great day
 
#12
No wire hangers now where is the fun in that!!!LOL<IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm5.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm3.gif" border=0>

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#13
We use heavy metal and hot wax

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I am DIRTY HARRY thats not my real name If I tell ya ill have to kill ya-Have a great day
 
#14
How bout baseball bats with barbed wire and tables yeah Devon get the tables!!!!LOL<IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm5.gif" border=0>

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bnakedlady

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#15
<FONT face="Comic Sans MS">see, i was gonna type a real relpy to this one, but it seems like people aren't taking it seriously. i would hate to be the tool who takes it too seriously</FONT f><IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm38.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm15.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm9.gif" border=0>
 
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