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Hovercraft decapitates owner on test drive

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  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    So he built a hovercraft, nothing to lose your head over.
     
  3. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    I guess god needed a...........he died doing what he lov.............


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  4. Mags

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    I guess god needed a mechanically inept Kiwi.
     
  5. Neon

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    Was it full of eels?
     
  6. wakeboardfit

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    I wonder if it was full of eels. Maybe that was the issue.
     
  7. Neon

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  8. stevethrower

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    I think it could have been an issue with Anguilliformes
     
  9. mkrochmaln

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    " I will not buy this record, it is scratched"
     
  10. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    A hovercraft club? Who were the members? Him and the walls?
     
  11. afternoonquil

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    Sounds like an upside down story to me
     
  12. Voss's Tumor

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    This doesn't make any sense to me... Any decent hovercraft design has a shroud covering the prop, how does one get decapitated? I'd really like to hear more about the actual accident, but obviously that's not going to happen.

    That made me laugh.
     
  13. MagicBob

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    it made his head hover over his body or sumpthin... tssttss...
     
  14. wakeboardfit

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    Haha, I don't know if it is funny or sad that we posted that at the same time. Great minds or something.
     
  15. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Maybe he should stop going to the tobacoonist to get his hovercrafts.
     
  16. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    I will not pay for this tobacconist, it is scratched.
     
  17. Neon

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    Great minds think a lot.

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    And just to save everyone the effort, I'll just post the fucking video:

    [video=youtube;G6D1YI-41ao]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao[/video]
     
  18. Don the Radio Guy

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    At least for a second or so.

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  19. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    want to bet that moron had also circumvented every single safety device on every one of his tools also? i know plenty of retards that live buy the credo "it wont happen to me" and do stupid shit all the time.... like test driving there hover craft with no shroud or cover of any kind on there prop.
     
  20. OAarchive

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    What? How dangerous is driving in that place?
     
  21. Josh_R

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    I don't know, any place that has a hovercraft club can't be too safe.
     
  22. OAarchive

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    Oh that's right the hovercraft club. That explains the serious crash unit. Just buy a boat AND a car you indecisive fucks.
     
  23. Josh_R

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    Having said that, how bad ass would it be to be in a hovercraft club?
     
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    You don't know what a hovercraft is, do you?
     
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    Do you?
     

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