how do I get rid of bats!

cozzie

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I have a bat or two, who stay right above my entrance to my house. I do not see them during the day but there are their droppings right in front of my door. What can i do to get rid of them? I thought of getting a pellet gun and going out around dusk and just shoot em , but just wondering if there was a way to kill, or get rid of them without shooting them?
 

CM Mark

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Get a tennis raquet. wait til they start flying around, and hold it in front of them. Their sonar won't see it, and they'll fly right into it, knocking themselves out.
 

Turtle

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I have a bat or two, who stay right above my entrance to my house. I do not see them during the day but there are their droppings right in front of my door. What can i do to get rid of them? I thought of getting a pellet gun and going out around dusk and just shoot em , but just wondering if there was a way to kill, or get rid of them without shooting them?
Light.
 

niklbag

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#5
get a bat hotel, google it. then at night when the little bastards are in there,drop the whole "hotel" in a glad bag. grab gasoline and rid yourself of the problem.
 

Sct Ptersns Twn

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Hey, look its a leprechaun up in cozzie's house. No, wait maybe it is just some ole crack head stuck up on the roof.
 

izzy izkowitz

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just get yourself a virgin with aids. the bat will bite their neck and catch the aids and die.
 

Creasy Bear

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Socialize with them. Breed with their women. In time, your differences will be forgotten.
 

cozzie

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Aug 7, 2005
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#10
thanks for all the funny replies - you guys crack me up.

I just went outside and saw 7 or 8 flying around. I think I have 1 or 2 living above my door. The bat Hotel is a nice idea but I can buy a pellet gun for what it wil cost to build that.

you vampires are welcome to come sit on my roof with you tennis rackets and try to suck the blood from those bats
 

Sinn Fein

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Bats eat mosqitoes and other nuisance insects. If you kill them, simply put, you're an ass.

Do one of two things:

1) Buy a bat house and put it somewhere else on your property which will encourage them to live there. You can buy them on eBay.

2) Many areas have a "bat guy" who will come trap them and relocate them. Call him.

What you are seeing indicates that they are living in your attic or something. They don't need alot of space to get in and out. The solution is to figure out where they are getting in and seal it up while they are out at night flying around. They will then find another place to live during the day. They're asleep during the day and if you don't see them anywhere, that means they're inside somewhere.
 
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Bats eat mosqitoes and other nuisance insects. If you kill them, simply put, you're an ass.


1) Buy a bat house and put it somewhere else on your property which will encourage them to live there.

Exactly. Bats are cool little animals. You can buy bat houses at Home Depot/Lowes even. Just go to the home garden area and they will have them next to the bird houses. They are cheap as well so you can buy a couple of them.

They are very simple as well. It's basically a box without a bottom to it with ribbed slats of wood running vertically for them to wedge their bodies in between.

http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=234604-49853-WN8515


They won't hurt you.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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yea dont kill them. just make sure that there out side and not multiplying in your attic, the bat shit will stink after a while. bats are cool to watch.
 

jackjack

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#14
A couple more tidbits about dealing with bats in the house..
When you finally seal the hole they exit from, after you think they are all gone, don't be surprised if you find a couple flying around the house looking for a way out. When their normal exit is gone, they get lost looking for another way, and often end up on your side of the sheetrock.

Wait until it lands somewhere, and knock it into a container with smooth sides like a pot or plastic pail. It won't be able to get out even without a cover, because they can't fly upward from a flat surface without a long 'runway'. They always like to drop from somewhere to start flying. Their toenails are sharp as needles, so if your pail is scratched, they can climb the vertical sides easily.
 

Glenn Dandy

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Bats eat shit.

They only work at night.... best pet, I figure.

I pulled a piece of sheetrock down in a garage once and had a bat fly right into my face. it touched!


contracter waffled it... i took it to lunch and helped it get its lil bat wings going.... poor lil bat dude.
 

FAngel

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Did a voice in your head say "Holy JESUS, what are these goddamn animals?!" while a fat Benecio Del Toro sat in your passenger seat?
 

Beeman99

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Bats eat mosqitoes and other nuisance insects. If you kill them, simply put, you're an ass.

Do one of two things:

1) Buy a bat house and put it somewhere else on your property which will encourage them to live there. You can buy them on eBay.

2) Many areas have a "bat guy" who will come trap them and relocate them. Call him.

What you are seeing indicates that they are living in your attic or something. They don't need alot of space to get in and out. The solution is to figure out where they are getting in and seal it up while they are out at night flying around. They will then find another place to live during the day. They're asleep during the day and if you don't see them anywhere, that means they're inside somewhere.

x2

I don't like them, but they are good rats with wings
 

Arc Lite

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#19
Bats eat mosqitoes and other nuisance insects. If you kill them, simply put, you're an ass.

Do one of two things:

1) Buy a bat house and put it somewhere else on your property which will encourage them to live there. You can buy them on eBay.

2) Many areas have a "bat guy" who will come trap them and relocate them. Call him.

What you are seeing indicates that they are living in your attic or something. They don't need alot of space to get in and out. The solution is to figure out where they are getting in and seal it up while they are out at night flying around. They will then find another place to live during the day. They're asleep during the day and if you don't see them anywhere, that means they're inside somewhere.
What he said. Definitely get a bat house and help the little guys out.
 

Sinn Fein

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#21
I'm actually considering buying a couple bat houses and mounting them in my backyard.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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That looks like the bat that's shitting around my house.:action-sm:action-sm


Guess I'll be nice to the little fellows and buy a bat house.
It's called a bat CAVE. duh. Make sure Alfred takes good care of them