How do I stop a Wedding?

Dikbag

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My brother is set to me married in October. He's good looking guy who will have his masters in architectural engineering from Kent State this year and has already landed a great job at a firm in Cleveland. She is a used to be hot in high school big fat monster that works part time at a hotel. She's spending ungodly amounts of money my brother doesn't have on her wedding. $1500 for chair covers? All she ever fucking does is complain about how hard her life is and how much her back hurts. She can't come to one family function without telling everyone how many times she cried that day. I could go on and on with examples of how worthless and miserable this bitch is. I just know that she is going to make me brother absolutely miserable and when they get divorced she will **** him, and not just out of greed, she will really think she is entitled to EVERYTHING.

I'm supposed to be the best man, I'm gonna talk to him but I'm not sure how to go about it. I'm considering just refusing to be in or attend the wedding.
 

fletcher

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Stop being such a pussy and talk to him like a man. Dont get aggressive and dont let him be defensive. Say what you honestly feel in your heart and if he cant see the situation or doesnt want to let him learn from his mistakes.
 

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If he can't see the reality of the situation for himself, then he's probably a dummy who won't take your advice anyway. If you pipe up, you'll probably be the piece of shit who hates his wife/your sister-in-law forever after. Even if the marriage turns out to be a trainwreck... nobody likes "I told you so" guy.
 

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If he can't see the reality of the situation for himself, then he's probably a dummy who won't take your advice anyway. If you pipe up, you'll probably be the piece of shit who hates his wife/your sister-in-law forever after. Even if the marriage turns out to be a trainwreck... nobody likes "I told you so" guy.
I would totally agree if it werent his brother. Who gives a shit if this loser chick hates him, I would rather that than dealing with the guilt of not saying anything and watching my brothers marriage go down the drain.
 

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I would totally agree if it werent his brother. Who gives a shit if this loser chick hates him, I would rather that than dealing with the guilt of not saying anything and watching my brothers marriage go down the drain.
Do you feel guilty about every stupid decision your brother makes?
 

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If he can't see the reality of the situation for himself, then he's probably a dummy who won't take your advice anyway. If you pipe up, you'll probably be the piece of shit who hates his wife/your sister-in-law forever after. Even if the marriage turns out to be a trainwreck... nobody likes "I told you so" guy.
This is exactly why I haven't said anything, b/c I'm pretty sure he won't listen.
 

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Do you feel guilty about every stupid decision your brother makes?
Nope but then again I cant stand my brother. That doesnt mean that I wouldnt pipe up if I thought he was making a huge mistake that will effect the rest of his life. I imagine that... ugh... CrazyMrPoopSex actually gives a shit about his brother so what would be the worst case scenario, his brother being harboring resentment because he said that maybe it was a mistake or his brother harboring resentment for not saying anything and letting him swim up shits creek? I agree that you can let your family learn from their mistakes but to not at least say SOMETHING is just shitty IMO.
 

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Get him rip roaring drunk and get a bunch of sluts to fuck the shit out of him. Take pictures, then forward them to the wretched cunt.

Hopefully, he'll realize what a flaming bag of useless cunt she is and bail....
 

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One if my closest buddies got married to a chick exactly like this... Except she was never really hot. She made his life miserable.... They were high school sweethearts, and have been married like 10 years now. She won't let him drink but it's ok if she does. She is a contolling bitch, who has made him miserable. They had talked about getting a divorce but they decided to fix things by popping out another kid. She is a miserable bitch that hates his whole family.... None if us wanted them to get married. Just joking about going out to the strip club or get a beer or do anything sets her off.

Your brother is in for a life if misery. Good luck bro. Just ask him what it is that makes her great and what does she do for him?!
 

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Nope but then again I cant stand my brother. That doesnt mean that I wouldnt pipe up if I thought he was making a huge mistake that will effect the rest of his life. I imagine that... ugh... CrazyMrPoopSex actually gives a shit about his brother so what would be the worst case scenario, his brother being harboring resentment because he said that maybe it was a mistake or his brother harboring resentment for not saying anything and letting him swim up shits creek? I agree that you can let your family learn from their mistakes but to not at least say SOMETHING is just shitty IMO.
Anybody pathetic enough to even consider marrying a horrid fat broad is most probably beyond reason... but... maybe he should give it a shot. If only for the entertainment value alone.
 

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My brother is set to me married in October. He's good looking guy who will have his masters in architectural engineering from Kent State this year and has already landed a great job at a firm in Cleveland. She is a used to be hot in high school big fat monster that works part time at a hotel. She's spending ungodly amounts of money my brother doesn't have on her wedding. $1500 for chair covers? All she ever fucking does is complain about how hard her life is and how much her back hurts. She can't come to one family function without telling everyone how many times she cried that day. I could go on and on with examples of how worthless and miserable this bitch is. I just know that she is going to make me brother absolutely miserable and when they get divorced she will **** him, and not just out of greed, she will really think she is entitled to EVERYTHING.

I'm supposed to be the best man, I'm gonna talk to him but I'm not sure how to go about it. I'm considering just refusing to be in or attend the wedding.
Talk him into a pre-nup, and then let him be miserable until he figures it out for himself.
 

Dikbag

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Talk him into a pre-nup, and then let him be miserable until he figures it out for himself.
That's not a bad idea, If I could talk him into getting it written up the fit she would throw about it could end it.
 

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He may have a secret desire to marry a controlling, whining fat bitch and this will be a dream come true for him if you don't fuck it all up.
 

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I'd say it would be one hell of a christmas party... Get drunk and talk shit to her all night and call him a dipshit for getting married to her..
 

Chino Kapone

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Some guys just think they can't do any better. The woman has pussified them to the point that they are like " oh but we have history together... It will get better when we get married..."

Fuck that....
 

Dikbag

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Some guys just think they can't do any better.

Fuck that....
Right, but he could do alot better, that's why I pointed out in my 1st post the good looking guy with a masters thing. He should be banging a 10.
 

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Oh, and I know for a fact this is the only girl he's ever fucked. She was a save it for marriage girl until she got fat and then gave it up.
 

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Oh, and I know for a fact this is the only girl he's ever fucked. She was a save it for marriage girl until she got fat and then gave it up.
Holy jesus tapdancing christ, stop this in any way possible!
 

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Oh, and I know for a fact this is the only girl he's ever fucked. She was a save it for marriage girl until she got fat and then gave it up.
Oy... that's fucking sad and pathetic.

Oh... I just uhmembered... One of my high school friends was all set to marry a dirty whore of a bitch. Another guy in our circle of friends decided to be "the man"... he decided that he was going to "step up" and set the dude straight... he laid it out... "Dude, she's a dirty whore of a bitch. Ya sure you want to go through with this?" About to marry a dirty whore of a bitch guy got all pissed off at "the man" and yelled at him for insulting his dirty whore of a bitch of a fiance, and he disinvited "the man" to his wedding and refused to ever talk to him again... even after he got divorced two years later, because she was a dirty whore of a bitch(of course)... he still wouldn't talk to "the man", because he had called his dirty whore of a bitch of an ex-wife a dirty whore of a bitch of a fiance.

Some dudes are just retarded like that.