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Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Jacuzzi Billy, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. Jacuzzi Billy

    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    ispy?
    Constant refreshing?
    Multiple tabs open?
    Laptop, Desktop or Phone?
    While watching TV?
    Are you disappointed when nobody responds to a post or when a joke gets nothing?
     
  2. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    1 Tab open. Make a post or 3, go do something else (mostly gaming), come back 10+ mins later, look at the feed, repeat.

    Laptop.

    No TV.

    Not in the least.
     
  3. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    Laptop 90% of the time. Usually 2 tabs open at once: CE and main forum page. Refresh each constantly. Totally disappointed when a good line gets nothing :(
     
  4. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Depends on the section, movies section I post and then wait for liddyrules to disagree with me and/or other people attack me for hating shitty movies. 90% of the threads I post in for that section turn hostile at some point.

    Games, I post and then come back to enjoy a pleasent conversation.

    My jokes always stink.
     
  5. DanaReevesLungs

    DanaReevesLungs I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
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    Cock in hand, closely monitoring the jailbait thread.
     
  6. BeerBelly

    BeerBelly Banned

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    In my underwear. How else?
     
  7. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Hey fenrir, how do you surf wackbag?

    uh huh uh huh, wow thats fascinating. POST SOMETHING YOU CUNT!
     
  8. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Porn, wackbag, porn on wackbag. Repeat.
     
  9. DanaReevesLungs

    DanaReevesLungs I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
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    fenrir is a fucking asshole.
     
  10. Off-White-Power

    Off-White-Power High maintenance, low tolerance

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    100%RSS feed on iPad. Star/favorite threads I want to follow up importance. Read on green velvet Victorian fainting couch.
     
  11. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    At my desk, TV to the left watching either shit I dl'ed or youtube videos you animals post. Monitor to the right; start on new posts, open new tabs to the posts I want to read, or have been following. I've been known to have 10+ tabs of the inane babble you people throw up onto the forums at any given time.

    And as for my jokes, I rarely crack one; I have awareness of my complete lack of funny. :)
     
  12. Nothing Sound

    Nothing Sound Riding the Biggest Wave

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    Multiple tabs? I'm embarrassed to have one tab open to this site.
     
  13. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Then again, that would be why your post count is so low for being a member as long as me; you have good taste and a life! Waka waka!
     
  14. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Phone, laptop or desktop. ISpy or check forums like Movies/Tv, Gaming or CE.
    During TV = yea.
    Disappointed ? Only when fenrir doesn't laugh.
     
  15. Nothing Sound

    Nothing Sound Riding the Biggest Wave

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    Come on now. You have a few months on me. Give me a chance.
     
  16. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Etch-a-sketch. I hate when I drop it in the middle of a post, I have to start over from scratch.
     
  17. PDX909

    PDX909 Registered User

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    I keep an eye on the RSS feed in Google reader and then open the thread separately in new tabs
     
  18. Frankie_b

    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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  19. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    Laptop. I'll check all the forums I'm interested in (Sports, Movies, Gaming, Bizarro, etc), then I go to iSpy and leave that open while I'm watching TV or playing Xbox or whatever.

    And every joke I make is met with uproarious laughter and universal praise, so I don't know what you're talking about with regards to that one.
     
  20. Jacuzzi Billy

    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    Carry on.

    Same here. I probably get, on average, 1000 PM's a day congratulating me on my posts. Just trying to get inside the mind of a typical poster.
     
  21. FAZ8218

    FAZ8218 Good eeeeeeeevening.
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    iSpy or "What's New"
    Then "Sports"
    Then "Off topic"

    Laptop, usually while watching tv.

    Don't get made when people don't respond.
     
  22. MTJonny

    MTJonny Well-Known Member
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    Start with sports, off topic, gaming, bizarro, and CE. Usually from my desktop, occasionally from the laptop. Usually have two or three Wackbag tabs open at a time. And I never worry about getting a laugh, I include a small "tss tss" somewhere in all my posts for insurance.
     
  23. stellarcomics

    stellarcomics Registered User

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    Laptop or iPad at home, iPad at work.
     
  24. Stig

    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

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    Hit the What's New tab. Check the headers for something interesting. Look at participated threads. Post something snarky and irrelevant.

    Repeat thousands and thousands of times.
     
  25. Jef Leppard

    Jef Leppard 4/5 ths

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    while shitting
     

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