How many people have wacked off in the work bathroom

norton23

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for every job I have ever had:icon_mrgr
 

6DollarDrunk

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Nov 22, 2006
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I like to whack off at every job I had. Something about getting paid to do it.
 

Stormrider666

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Mar 19, 2005
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Never have, besides I don't think people would appreciate me doing it, then going to cook their food.
 

Glenn Dandy

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Mar 21, 2005
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I jerked off in a closet of a home being built for a beautiful new family.



I cant work with a boner.
 

WhiskeyWhispers

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I glued this one guys Hustler once, he must have wondered why it skipped from page 50 to 55 and the pages were crusty.
 

Stedman

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Jun 3, 2006
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I've never had a job that i didn't jack off at.

Hell at the job i'm in right now i've jacked it in every room of the office including the showroom.

I drive a company truck and on a break one day i got a hummer in it.
 

Creasy Bear

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At my last job I was basically a paid jerkologist. I repaired medical equipment in a hospital. My job required me to do about 2 actual hours of work on any given 8 hour work day. I was a contractor and it was a one man account. I had no supervision.

I had an office/shop that was an old patient room on an empty wing of the hospital. Hardly anybody in the hospital knew where my shop was located.

I wore scrubs, had a private bathroom right in my shop, and my company paid for a dedicated cable internet connection... unmonitored and totally unrestricted. Sheeit... I could even get free towels and Jergens lotion from the Stores Dept.

Six years at that job... it was spank heaven... $30 an hour to keep my monkey well-disciplined. What a gig.
 

wetandstickyjim

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Not lately, but hell yes. I work from home now mostly so, again, hell yes.

I worked with a guy who is now a good friend of mine. He came in all hung over and asked to borrow my office. I thought he wanted to nap so I said sure. 2 minutes later he came out and asked if I had any hand lotion. I grabbed some off the receptionists desk and threw it to him. Ten minutes later he came out, had a smoke, did some work, and then asked me if he could borrow my office again. What a champ! Thank god I at least had tissues in there.

Chicks are lucky. They can just curl a leg under them and bounce a bit and nobody is the wiser.
 

norton23

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At my last job I was basically a paid jerkologist. I repaired medical equipment in a hospital. My job required me to do about 2 actual hours of work on any given 8 hour work day. I was a contractor and it was a one man account. I had no supervision.

I had an office/shop that was an old patient room on an empty wing of the hospital. Hardly anybody in the hospital knew where my shop was located.

I wore scrubs, had a private bathroom right in my shop, and my company paid for a dedicated cable internet connection... unmonitored and totally unrestricted. Sheeit... I could even get free towels and Jergens lotion from the Stores Dept.

Six years at that job... it was spank heaven... $30 an hour to keep my monkey well-disciplined. What a gig.
:clap:This is the greatest description of why America is the greatest country in the world!

The worste thing is when your going at it and somebody comes in to use the urinal,,,it's like, "how dare you inturrupt me! Don't you know what im doing!?"
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i have never jacked at my day jobs, but at my old night job at the photo shop not only did i jack it i used to bang chicks in the back room all the time. im sure we have jackers at work because there's a stack of nudey books in the bathroom, ive paroozed them but never bothered to jack it
 

mendozathejew

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Id be interested in the answer for college libraries. that is pretty common. especially when you really need to concentrate yet the place is packed with girls practically in their pj's...or the whores dressed up like they are going to the club instead
 

blee

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I like to call it "paid for doing what I do best"