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How To Become An Opie & Anthony Intern

Discussion in 'Classic Opie & Anthony General Discussion' started by SOS, Nov 14, 2011.

  1. SOS

    SOS ONA
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    Step 1: Make sure your college/university allows credit for internships.

    Step 2: Fill out this form on the siriusxm.com website.

    Step 3: Get a reply.

    Step 4: Interview with Erik, Danny and Travis

    Step 5: Learn production, phone screening and the restaurants of New York City.
     
  2. Anal Pizza

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    Step 6: Your Muddah's Cunt.
     
  3. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Step 7: Kick 10% of your pay to Erock.
     
  4. Mags

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    Step 8: buy a good quality athletic cup
     
  5. Bluestreak

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    Step 9: be at very least, mildly retarded
     
  6. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Step 10: Have some production experience.
    #doesn'tgetthebit
     
  7. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Step 11: Be either rich or retarded with an acceptance of or obliviousness to being mocked for a minimum of five hours a week.

    Step 12: Previously own or purchase an athletic supporter.
     
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  9. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Liddy Mencia
     
  10. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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  11. The Full Bug

    The Full Bug Neuw Pleumes!

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    #13: enjoy being yelled at by angry old men
     
  12. Tallguy

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    #14 Just hang in there and get a college credit in a field that is dying faster than my 88 year old grandfather!
     
  13. Janeyakimoto

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    Learn to love the taste of old man cum.
     
  14. Jacuzzi Billy

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    #15: Sing Ju-Ju-Julia.
     
  15. paffa2

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    #16 : Be Danny's Pocket Fag.
     
  16. Mags

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    Hack.
     
  17. Bill Lehecka

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    Step 17: Have an aptitude for maps and directions. Helpful when the show hosts and staff need you to travel and purchase the latest video game/movie.
     
  18. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Step 18: Be prepared to have your lack of sexual knowledge and experience exploited at every turn.
     
  19. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Oneklepaul?

    #19: Understand how to order coffee and toasted bagel turkey sandwiches/soup.
     
  20. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Step 20: Be prepared to have your girlfriend 'stolen' from you, if she is hot.
     
  21. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Step 21: Be prepared for a Wackbag thread about interns by troll SOS with yellow font.
     
  22. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    Step 22: stock up on anti-depressant medication.
     
  23. paffa2

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    #23: Be able to do more pushups than Opie.
     
  24. The Keeed

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    Step 24: When Jimmy says Anthony wants to say Hi to you in studio, he's absolutely telling the truth.
     
  25. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Step 25: When in the studio with pr0n stars, expect to have your ..... oh yeah, that doesn't happen anymore.

    Step 26: Prepare to be forced to do battle with the other interns and glorified interns (YES, I'M LOOKING AT YOU SAM ROBERTS), in the tradition of the gladiators, for your very existence on this job. If you refuse, you will probably be asked to leave.
     

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